➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[jwyles]

As I’ve briefly mentioned, I’m a horrible sleep walker. Like the kind you read about in psychology textbooks that walks into blizzards and freezes to death.
So I have a lot of insane dreams, a lot of nightmares, and yea I’ve killed people before. But it’s usually due to negligence or somehow driving someone over the edge; I definitely don’t wake up feeling good or relieved.

Oh wow! I know a few sleep walkers like that. You sleepwalkers really get yourselves into some off situations. I had a friend pee in a dresser drawer. My sister's ex boyfriend had her batting helmet on and her pinned to the bed "protecting" her from bombs and a cousin that left his house in the middle of the night on his bike, only to be found hours later riding in circles in a driveway down the road. Sometimes it makes for some funny stories.

 

[Conan]

I mean that as in, someone close to me committing suicide because of me, or whatever.

I hate dreaming.

I love dreams! Sometimes I am in a really interesting dream in a weird place and I'm in a maze or something and I need to figure out the puzzle to get out. I wake up because I have to pee or something... I have successfully willed myself back in, which is so cool to me.

 

[jwyles]

Mixture of both - pretty even. I work with almost all women and I can't stand idiots - I killed the dumb one.

Lol! They probably deserved it! You got rid of them before they pushed you over the metaphorical edge lol. That's what I call self preservation!

 

[Conan]

Lol! They probably deserved it! You got rid of them before they pushed you over the metaphorical edge lol. That's what I call self preservation!

That's what I tell myself

 

[Conan]

Oh wow! I know a few sleep walkers like that. You sleepwalkers really get yourselves into some off situations. I had a friend pea in a dresser drawer. My sister's ex boyfriend had her batting helmet on and her pinned to the bed "protecting" her from bombs and a cousin that left his house in the middle of the night on his bike, only to be found hours later riding in circles in a driveway down the road. Sometimes it makes for some funny stories.

So crazy to hear of sleep walking "adventures". Very interesting stuff, there. The brain is a crazy thing!

 

[Tesumph]

Oh wow! I know a few sleep walkers like that. You sleepwalkers really get yourselves into some off situations. I had a friend pea in a dresser drawer. My sister's ex boyfriend had her batting helmet on and her pinned to the bed "protecting" her from bombs and a cousin that left his house in the middle of the night on his bike, only to be found hours later riding in circles in a driveway down the road. Sometimes it makes for some funny stories.

Oh goodness. I have stories for days, some hilarious and some not so hilarious. I’ve been found in cars (just sitting in them, haven’t driven, yet), walking down the driveway, wondering through the woods.. I’ll have to ask hubby for the best ones. He’s learned to be a pretty light sleeper.

Recently I cut my hand open pretty bad. Woke up in the kitchen with a knife in one hand, blood pouring down the other, and a half cut up banana (with the peel still on?) on the counter. That scared the absolute hell out of me, not a fun way to wake yourself (or your husband) up.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I think we all need some therapists LOL

 

[Conan]

Oh goodness. I have stories for days, some hilarious and some not so hilarious. I’ve been found in cars (just sitting in them, haven’t driven, yet), walking down the driveway, wondering through the woods.. I’ll have to ask hubby for the best ones. He’s learned to be a pretty light sleeper.

Recently I cut my hand open pretty bad. Woke up in the kitchen with a knife in one hand, blood pouring down the other, and a half cut up banana (with the peel still on?) on the counter. That scared the absolute hell out of me, not a fun way to wake yourself (or your husband) up.

That's actually terrifying. Like the stuff other people's nightmares are made of, but you have to live them... I hope you never sleepwalk again

 

[BantyChooks]

Honestly, it really was a cathartic feeling! I woke up feeling better!
Lucky you! I don't get to fly much - only a handful of times that I can remember.

I haven't flown either. Most of my dreams involve me or my family being horribly murdered. Just last night I had one about a SWAT team attempting to blow my house up!

I have processed chickens in my dreams before, though. In one of them, I ended up grabbing the wrong dream bird, and souped the best cockerel I had. So now, whenever I process in real life, I TRIPLE check that I have the right rooster. Lol. That kind of dream only happens when I'm dreading a processing day and thinking about it too much.

 

[casportpony]

Oh goodness. I have stories for days, some hilarious and some not so hilarious. I’ve been found in cars (just sitting in them, haven’t driven, yet), walking down the driveway, wondering through the woods.. I’ll have to ask hubby for the best ones. He’s learned to be a pretty light sleeper.

Recently I cut my hand open pretty bad. Woke up in the kitchen with a knife in one hand, blood pouring down the other, and a half cut up banana (with the peel still on?) on the counter. That scared the absolute hell out of me, not a fun way to wake yourself (or your husband) up.