➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

Holy $hit, Banty. I thought I was morbid. I have to say, I don't envy the daily panic attacks, but you really crack me up with your dry ass sense of humor.

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[Conan]

Morbid humor, suicide facts, AND cookie dough? Banty, you spoil me!
You should talk more.

I agree - she's the best. I especially like when we disagree and she gets snarky.

 

[BantyChooks]

That looks gross as all hell, but I'm glad you're into it. Enjoy!

GASP. That is even worse than hating Doctor Who, you high--heel-wearing freak.

 

[Pugsabi]

Crisis averted. Look what I got for free.
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Hooray for food allergies!

Luckily the first one was kinda half-assed. They could have given you one that looked okay but had pecan dust on it.

 

[Conan]

More proof we're secretly related. It would be hilarious if we really were but didn't know it.

I'm a worrywart to the extreme. I realised the other day that I haven't had a day/most of a day without at least a few things nagging me silently since 2016.

I would love it if we were secretly related. I descend from the Watson tribe of the Scottish highlands... and you?

 

[BantyChooks]

I would love it if we were secretly related. I descend from the Watson tribe of the Scottish highlands... and you?

Almost completely English. Tad bit of Irish.

 

[Conan]

GASP. That is even worse than hating Doctor Who, you high--heel-wearing freak.

You have me crying, I'm laughing so hard!!!

 

[BantyChooks]

I would love it if we were secretly related. I descend from the Watson tribe of the Scottish highlands... and you?

Sure you aren't from the Holmes tribe?

 

[jwyles]

Dunno. Whatever I can find local that's pretty.


I'll try. In my heyday, I hit over 400 posts per day occasionally. Been a long time since I felt that chatty, but I can make an effort to. Might help me feel better---you all make me laugh even when nothing else can.

Pheasant keepers, FYI, my neighbor used to keep golden pheasants. They were every single bit as beautiful as the pics you see online. Just thought you should know. Oh also their crow is very much like a rooster crow!

 

[BantyChooks]

Pheasant keepers, FYI, my neighbor used to keep golden pheasants. They were every single bit as beautiful as the pics you see online. Just thought you should know. Oh also their crow is very much like a rooster crow!

I think it was the red gold pheasants that I was eyeing. They're absolutely gorgeous.