➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

Thanks. Well, the upside of having them daily is that you feel more of a "here we go again" than a "call 911, I'm having a heart attack!" I know it's a very small upside, but I have yet to find a bigger one, lol.

Daily panic attacks???? That is just awful. I've never had one, but my sister has. She is a high anxiety type and a worry wart. Not I, said the fly.

 

[Conan]

Great! Maybe I'll look into getting them after pheasants, then.

What kind of pheasants are you going to raise? I still have the group I hatched this year. Probably another month before I can release them. Still debating keeping a pair or trio.

 

[Tesumph]

Those jerks!! Come on over here, I'll make you a REAL pecan free batch, and you can have some cookie dough too that I just made.

Morbid humor, suicide facts, AND cookie dough? Banty, you spoil me!
You should talk more.

 

[BantyChooks]

Daily panic attacks???? That is just awful. I've never had one, but my sister has. She is a high anxiety type and a worry wart. Not I, said the fly.

More proof we're secretly related. It would be hilarious if we really were but didn't know it.
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[jwyles]

You should call them, they owe you a dozen pecan free freshly made brownies for making such a bonehead move. People can be lazy and stupid sometimes.

I vote pullet.

Me too! I may get my OE girl I've been wanting after all! I was too afraid to get my hopes up!

 

[Conan]

Probably not. I'd just sigh and try to go sleep it off. Hey, not a bad way to go. Better than jumping off a bridge---if you do that, your spine shatters, your internal organs all get mashed to bits, and your ribs break and bone shards spread throughout your body. Did you know that if you jump off the golden gate bridge, crabs will eat your eyeballs from your body?

Holy $hit, Banty. I thought I was morbid. I have to say, I don't envy the daily panic attacks, but you really crack me up with your dry ass sense of humor.

 

[jwyles]

Thank you for contributing to nightmare fuel Saturday!

Chick looks like a lady

 

[Conan]

Crisis averted. Look what I got for free.
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Hooray for food allergies!

That looks gross as all hell, but I'm glad you're into it. Enjoy!

 

[BantyChooks]

What kind of pheasants are you going to raise? I still have the group I hatched this year. Probably another month before I can release them. Still debating keeping a pair or trio.

Dunno. Whatever I can find local that's pretty.

Morbid humor, suicide facts, AND cookie dough? Banty, you spoil me!
You should talk more.

I'll try. In my heyday, I hit over 400 posts per day occasionally. Been a long time since I felt that chatty, but I can make an effort to. Might help me feel better---you all make me laugh even when nothing else can.

 

[Conan]

I almost forgot!!! I got pics of the chick! I was trying to catch up! It's been a long day! Washed walls and windows! Ugh! But I got em! She's about 7 weeks old (I think). Girl right?View attachment 1515516 View attachment 1515518 View attachment 1515512 View attachment 1515513View attachment 1515514 View attachment 1515512 View attachment 1515517

I vote pullet too!