➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[jwyles]

Oh I don’t mind, I just don’t want to come across as a sob story because I’m not.
I have “undiagnosed seizures,” it could be epilepsy but they’re abnormal (much more frequent than a typical epileptic’s seizures), and we have not found epilepsy patterns on an EEG yet. All we know is that it’s not a brain tumor.
That’s the gist of it. I also struggle with depression and a possible heart (or ovary, it’s complicated) condition, but I’ll keep it short lol.

Oh sweet girl! No sob story noted! I asked! It sounds like you're staying on top of it though. I'm glad brain tumors have been ruled out and eegs normal! I'd keep those up and the cbd since it's helping. I can't imaginine your relief.

 

[BantyChooks]

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[BantyChooks]

On a total side note, hubby just got back with dinner and I asked him for a brownie with NO PECANS. (the munchies are real)
I heard him on the phone ask them 3 times for no pecans. I opened the dang box and the brownie is covered in little pecan bits that have been half heartedly scraped off.
I’m ALLERGIC to f***ing pecans.

Those jerks!! Come on over here, I'll make you a REAL pecan free batch, and you can have some cookie dough too that I just made.

 

[jwyles]

Thank the Lord it didn't snow, when we get snow in New Orleans, we have a bad hurricane the next summer.

It snowed here last winter I. my part of Louisiana. It's true though. We can base our summers off our winters I've found.

 

[jwyles]

It's a pretty sarcastic upside, I have to admit, but it's better than nothing, eh? I've been so much of a party pooper recently that flowers wilt when I walk by, so I'm trying to find something nice about everything for my family's sake.


It's more of a "too exhausted and depressed to care" thing. If it were a real heart attack I'd probably have the same reaction, lol.

I thought about that as a downside. Would you even know if it were more than a panic attack? I'm being morbid, sorry... but it crossed my mind too. If this is norm, how do you regulate abnormal?

 

[BantyChooks]

I thought about that as a downside. Would you even know if it were more than a panic attack? I'm being morbid, sorry... but it crossed my mind too. If this is norm, how do you regulate abnormal?

Probably not. I'd just sigh and try to go sleep it off. Hey, not a bad way to go. Better than jumping off a bridge---if you do that, your spine shatters, your internal organs all get mashed to bits, and your ribs break and bone shards spread throughout your body. Did you know that if you jump off the golden gate bridge, crabs will eat your eyeballs from your body?

 

[jwyles]

I almost forgot!!! I got pics of the chick! I was trying to catch up! It's been a long day! Washed walls and windows! Ugh! But I got em! She's about 7 weeks old (I think). Girl right?

 

[Tesumph]

Crisis averted. Look what I got for free.

Hooray for food allergies!

 

[BantyChooks]

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/weird-and-wonderful-words/
The greatest word list I've seen in a while. "You jumentous meacock" is my new go-to insult.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

On a total side note, hubby just got back with dinner and I asked him for a brownie with NO PECANS. (the munchies are real)
I heard him on the phone ask them 3 times for no pecans. I opened the dang box and the brownie is covered in little pecan bits that have been half heartedly scraped off.
I’m ALLERGIC to f***ing pecans.

You should call them, they owe you a dozen pecan free freshly made brownies for making such a bonehead move. People can be lazy and stupid sometimes.

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I vote pullet.