➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

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Tesumph said:
On a total side note, hubby just got back with dinner and I asked him for a brownie with NO PECANS. (the munchies are real)
I heard him on the phone ask them 3 times for no pecans. I opened the dang box and the brownie is covered in little pecan bits that have been half heartedly scraped off.
I’m ALLERGIC to f***ing pecans. :rant
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I'm not even going to lie! They'd get a piece of my mind!
 
BantyChooks said:
Probably not. I'd just sigh and try to go sleep it off. Hey, not a bad way to go. Better than jumping off a bridge---if you do that, your spine shatters, your internal organs all get mashed to bits, and your ribs break and bone shards spread throughout your body. Did you know that if you jump off the golden gate bridge, crabs will eat your eyeballs from your body?
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Thank you for contributing to nightmare fuel Saturday!:sick
jwyles said:
I almost forgot!!! I got pics of the chick! I was trying to catch up! It's been a long day! Washed walls and windows! Ugh! But I got em! She's about 7 weeks old (I think). Girl right?View attachment 1515516 View attachment 1515518 View attachment 1515512 View attachment 1515513View attachment 1515514 View attachment 1515512 View attachment 1515517
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Chick looks like a lady:yesss:
 
BantyChooks said:
Probably not. I'd just sigh and try to go sleep it off. Hey, not a bad way to go. Better than jumping off a bridge---if you do that, your spine shatters, your internal organs all get mashed to bits, and your ribs break and bone shards spread throughout your body. Did you know that if you jump off the golden gate bridge, crabs will eat your eyeballs from your body?
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:lauNot a laughable scenario yet you made me laugh! Oh Banty, there's no way flowers wilt when you walk by!
 
jwyles said:
:lauNot a laughable scenario yet you made me laugh! Oh Banty, there's no way flowers wilt when you walk by!
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Morbid humour---it's my specialty.
They don't just wilt, they wither and die like a reanimated corpse from Supernatural just walked into the room. (CSA will get that one)
 

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