➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[jwyles]

He lives down the road from you...go twist his arm.

I went to his profile page and saw what you meant. If he was LITERALLY down the road I'd be at his house trying to buy one... like RIGHT NOW!

 

[Kiki]

Didn't she get rid of some recently? I think her cull pen was at 60 cocks a bit ago.

No. She was only thinking about it.

 

[Kiki]

Can’t deny that.
Still healthier than smashface.

Cobra's is a few whole inches long.

 

[RUNuts]

I’ll have you know these meds are only SLIGHTLY melting all of my remaining brain cells.
What can I say, I’m a real catch.

The trick is to marry young, before they realize just how batsh** you are.

On the contrary! Everyone is batty. You just have to find one whose qualities outweigh the crazy. Or complement yours in a pleasant and soothing way. For example, chocolate and peanut butter. Peach cobbler and Blue Bell. Fire and ice.

You get the drift. If it scares you, run! If it really scares you, grab a .45 and snuggle up for a movie. And sleep with one eye open.

 

[BantyChooks]

No. She was only thinking about it.

That sounds more like her.

 

[Kiki]

I went to his profile page and saw what you meant. If he was LITERALLY down the road I'd be at his house trying to buy one... like RIGHT NOW!

Across the bayou...close enough.

 

[Kiki]

That sounds more like her.

It will take a few years.

 

[Tesumph]

You didn't go to the concert with me to keep me out of troUble!

Shame on you, young lady. I’ll have you know I was up sick worried about you!
Where did I go wrong as a parent?!

 

[jwyles]

I cast my vote! I refuse to pick a side!

 

[Kiki]

Shame on you, young lady. I’ll have you know I was up sick worried about you!
Where did I go wrong as a parent?!

You let me go out on a school night and get cooties!

My throat is starting to feel better though.