➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

Use leaves instead. Just make sure it's not poison ivy.... or maryjane.

Hmm, plenty of leaves around here! Kind of inconvenient having to go outside and find a leaf every time I need to blow my nose though

 

[Kiki]

Hm.
I expect a 50% cut.

I'm storing it in my freezer...sshhh...in case of an emergency.
In case my quail never start laying eggs and I have to order more.

You told me that you wanted to borrow my bator and some quail eggs... remember?

 

[Kiki]

Hmm, plenty of leaves around here! Kind of inconvenient having to go outside and find a leaf every time I need to blow my nose though

Rake up a trash bag full to carry around.

 

[Kiki]

That's only fair. It's that or start snapping pics of her showering to blackmail her with. Up to her, really.

I'm not allowing visitors when I get locked up.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Rake up a trash bag full to carry around.

Lol that's a good idea too

 

[ShrekDawg]

I seriously just posted this on a homesteading/farming/giant awesome family&community now FB group I'm on LOL I am evidently desperate

Anybody have any lop rabbits? I really want a rabbit and the lops are just so cute. They had a lot of cute ones at the Fryeburg Fair and I almost bought one when we went this weekend but didn't want to drive one all the way home and/or sneak it in the hotel anyway, preferably Holland Lop, Mini Lop, or French Lop but they're all honestly adorable.

 

[Tesumph]

I'm storing it in my freezer...sshhh...in case of an emergency.
In case my quail never start laying eggs and I have to order more.

You told me that you wanted to borrow my bator and some quail eggs... remember?

Good grief. Y’know, I was just thinking this morning if I want to off Floppy now or wait until he’s heavier. Then I thought, wait, Kiki will be upset if I get rid of my only boy...

You’re a manipulative one, you faker you.

 

[Conan]

Monsters are so misunderstood. I really don't think of you as a monster. Monsters are people too! (Or should that be people are monsters?!? Anyway, I digress.) More like something so grotesque that I'm drawn to. Like a wil-o-wisp. A Siren of Ulysses'. Maybe even a Harpy.

Oooohhh, a harpy! That sounds vaguely familiar... almost like someone has called me that before. Hmmm.

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

How's my boy B.P?

He's a total sweetie. Incredibly well behaved. He likes nothing better thN being down by his chickens. The funniest is when he tries to get them to play. They just stand there and look at him, saying to each other "what is his problem? "

He goes in for a tooth extraction in the morning. The original hope was that the tooth that's out of alignment wouldn't be an issue and that the adult tooth would grow in fine. He's already got a bad spot in his mouth from the tooth puncturing and it'll be another 3 months before he loses his puppy teeth.

I haven't taken pics of him in a couple of weeks, but I'll take some tomorrow if he isn't too out of it from the anesthetic.

 

[room onthebroom]

I’m recovering just great! Nothing super new has been discovered but that’s alright, I’m doing much better and both the frequency and severity of seizures has lowered.

Actually, I owe you baluttie members an apology! For about two weeks after getting out of hospital I kept wondering why no one had bothered to check in, or even mentioned me in this thread. Little did I know everyone had wished me well (and a couple had messaged me), but I had read everything before the drugs wore off and totally forgot it all. Its actually kind of funny, but also really sad lmao.
I have since reread everything directed at me, including my own ridiculous posts (I got a good laugh out of those—also super embarrassed at some lmfao), and have pieced everything together with a couple people’s help. So yea, thank you everyone for being so kind, love y’all. I’m sorry for taking such an extended break, but I do believe it was good for my overall mental health. Especially after.. yknow.. almost dying.

But anyway. Everything from the day I was put in hospital up to the day after I got out is gone (solid 5 days) and it’s spotty a couple days after. Rereading everything made me laugh and tear up and bleh! Such a confusing roller coaster.
Funny enough, I distinctly remember seeing this:

and spending like 5 minutes staring at it in hospital and trying to figure it out. It blew my mind for no reason LOL. Of all the things to remember, right?
I’m having a hard time even recalling making this post:

So you can imagine my confusion, trying to catch up but missing a whole chunk of my own posts and yall’s good wishes (because I read them all while high).

Why my family even let me have my phone at all is beyond me. My camera roll is now full of drugged selfies, much to my family’s amusement. Smh.
At least I remember meeting kiki.. kind of.

Ok, I know it’s not funny, but this post made me laugh so hard!!!