➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

NO I DO NOT!
I would go take a picture of the living room but it's not neat right now.

That sounds like it's coming from someone with a coffee table... make with the picture or no one will believe you.

 

[Kiki]

...that would still be a full sized book.

I've had this one for weeks! Weeks!

 

[Conan]

I will kill you, your chickens, and your grandchickens.

Then you'd have to leave the North Pole... Go on, then - I DARE YOU.

 

[Cyprus]

Then you'd have to leave the North Pole... Go on, then - I DARE YOU.

 

[Kiki]

That sounds like it's coming from someone with a coffee table... make with the picture or no one will believe you.

 

[BantyChooks]

Then you'd have to leave the North Pole... Go on, then - I DARE YOU.

I'll hitch a ride with hubby on Christmas. Then you will pay, you foul cur.

 

[BantyChooks]

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I knew it!

 

[Conan]

I'll hitch a ride with hubby on Christmas. Then you will pay, you foul cur.

Will you bring me a present?

 

[Kiki]

I made this with math
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This is too neat!
How long did it take you?

 

[Conan]

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That rat you have in your hand is hiding the COFFEE TABLE.