➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[R2elk]

How does one dispatched a rabbit? I don't know.

I just karate chopped them to the back of the head while holding them up by the back legs. Instant cervical dislocation.

 

[Kiki]

I just karate chopped them to the back of the head while holding them up by the back legs. Instant cervical dislocation.

With your hand or a machete?

 

[R2elk]

With your hand or a machete?

Hand. A machete would equal beheading.

 

[Kiki]

My mom is going to lose it when I tell her I am researching meat rabbits.

Mom "Kiki how in the world are you going to be able to kill a cute rabbit?"

Me "Oh...I am going to have the Mex karate kid it!"

 

[Kiki]

It's Friday Michelle!
Are you getting a video today?

 

[WVduckchick]

My mom is going to lose it when I tell her I am researching meat rabbits.

Mom "Kiki how in the world are you going to be able to kill a cute rabbit?"

Me "Oh...I am going to have the Mex karate kid it!"

 

[Kiki]

She is terrified that the Mini is learning bad things because I let him off one quail.

 

[WVduckchick]

She is terrified that the Mini is learning bad things because I let him off one quail.

Understandable, but I'm sure you taught him how and why to do it properly, etc.

I just watched a good YT video of the hopper popper. At this point, I don't think I could do fluffy bunnies either.

 

[littleprairieheartsfarm]

Yea for sure. We’re going to be very careful about it; I don’t want to step on any toes so if neighbors aren’t down then they’ll just have to go to my MIL. I just want to make it work really badly... kinda sucks that after all the reasons I got chickens, I would have to give them up just as life is looking up. Oh well. They will be happy and loved either way.

Yep, moving to finish my bachelors and continue onto vet school at A&M. I am beyond excited. We’re negotiating offers right now and waiting for a house inspection to come back, everything is moving really fast. If everything continues to work out then we’ll be moving over Christmas!

That’s amazing news Tes! I hope everything works out!
I’ve still got a couple years left for my bachelors then I’m headed that way too.

 

[RUNuts]

I would like to brag and say thank you. @sumi this includes you.

I was awarded a BYC calendar. Thanks to all! It is lovely. Since it is lovely, I was displaying it in the kitchen when Crazy Lady wanted to know why I was hanging a calendar in the kitchen with naked chicks on it. I pointed out that, in fact, Ms. October was wearing an open fronted Halloween costume, so not all the chicks are naked.

Then the fight started. We had fun.

We are planning on leaving the naked chick calendar in the kitchen and the kids come home for Christmas.

I would like to suggest that the BYC calendar pursue a marketing campaign focusing on the "naked chick" market segment. I'm sure sales will skyrocket.

Everyone should check out the calendars - they are shipping!