➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Pugsabi]

All you Texans - I have dirty street rat of a dog from your state heading my way via icy big rig. He was pulled from pvac and driven to Montana where he was assessed and now he's heading my way with a kind hearted trucker lady.View attachment 1649299 View attachment 1649302

So cute!

 

[Pugsabi]

Good one. An unpleasant and unsightly rash that is also contagious. I think that would do the trick.

Sorry, I didn't answer your text for over 8 hours. I caught the bedbug.

 

[Conan]

So cute!

I'm so excited. I'd normally hit up my local shelter, but this gal does amazing work in Montana with the rez dogs so I want to support her. Plus, the shelters around here are no kill. They all get homes.

 

[Conan]

Sorry, I didn't answer your text for over 8 hours. I caught the bedbug.

Oh, wow. You consider texting socializing? I see. We may need to rethink your strategy.

 

[BantyChooks]

Sorry, I didn't answer your text for over 8 hours. I caught the bedbug.

Hmm. Temporary blindness?

 

[BantyChooks]

Oh, wow. You consider texting socializing? I see. We may need to rethink your strategy.

Word-based correspondence is absolutely socializing if done with people you don't like.

 

[Pugsabi]

Oh, wow. You consider texting socializing? I see. We may need to rethink your strategy.

My texts usually say things like "are you awake?" "Want to help me mow the lawn/ go to the DMV/ do my taxes?"

 

[BantyChooks]

My texts usually say things like "are you awake?" "Want to help me mow the lawn/ go to the DMV/ do my taxes?"

Throw your computer in the toilet. Or, just soak it with a hose through the window.

 

[Pugsabi]

Throw your computer in the toilet. Or, just soak it with a hose through the window.

Tempting.

 

[Conan]

My texts usually say things like "are you awake?" "Want to help me mow the lawn/ go to the DMV/ do my taxes?"

Oh. Eww. Say nothing if "asleep" and NO to the rest? Is this an option?