➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Pugsabi]

Oh. Eww. Say nothing if "asleep" and NO to the rest? Is this an option?

I'll figure something out. I might just try playing dead or developing narcolepsy.

 

[littleprairieheartsfarm]

All you Texans - I have dirty street rat of a dog from your state heading my way via icy big rig. He was pulled from pvac and driven to Montana where he was assessed and now he's heading my way with a kind hearted trucker lady.View attachment 1649299 View attachment 1649302

What a lovely little street rat

 

[Conan]

I'll figure something out. I might just try playing dead or developing narcolepsy.

That should work. Maybe come down with a touch of the consumption.

 

[Conan]

What a lovely little street rat

Isn't he though? I'm pretty excited to meet him. Weird getting a dog that I've never met delivered, but I suppose it's no different than going to the pound and picking one out.

 

[Molpet]

Everytime I say I am sick to get out of something. ... I really get something or another... Not worth it

 

[RUNuts]

That should work. Maybe come down with a touch of the consumption.

consumption is good. You get to cough, hack & spit nastiness everywhere.

Personal favorite is lumbago but you have to stay laying down & scream when you stand.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Just don’t answer for a few days then go oh sorry, my phone died and I lost the charger! Or just plain don’t answer ever and then when they ask why you never responded just be like huh, weird, must have never gone through.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Legit veggie chips are awesome. I love the thick sliced beet chips and sweet potato ones with green beans and other good stuff. I could eat an entire tub, no problem.

Yeah, the regular ones seem great. Those seem gross lol

All you Texans - I have dirty street rat of a dog from your state heading my way via icy big rig. He was pulled from pvac and driven to Montana where he was assessed and now he's heading my way with a kind hearted trucker lady.View attachment 1649299 View attachment 1649302

Awwww he is SO. CUTE.

 

[Conan]

Yeah, the regular ones seem great. Those seem gross lol



Awwww he is SO. CUTE.

Those chips did look gross and Kiks is gross for eating them. Even grosser for saying she will buy them again. Perfectly good potato chips out there. Why punish yourself?

Also, yeah. Muttly McMutt-Face sounds (and looks) like a real winner! Can't wait for the little stinker to arrive. Gotta coordinate with trucker gal tomorrow for logistics.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Those chips did look gross and Kiks is gross for eating them. Even grosser for saying she will buy them again. Perfectly good potato chips out there. Why punish yourself?

Also, yeah. Muttly McMutt-Face sounds (and looks) like a real winner! Can't wait for the little stinker to arrive. Gotta coordinate with trucker gal tomorrow for logistics.

Agreed!! Looks like torture eating kale and brussel sprouts chips and rice and chickpea combo and willingly eating those lol and yes, is Kiki okay? Did she really say she would buy them again? Or has she been kidnapped and is being forced to type that? Kiki? Is that you? If you need help, type Faker or Y or dial 5 for customer service and we will send a rescue team.

I bet!! How old is he? And aw good luck! He is adorable.