I'm thinking more of a superstorm of glitter at this point. High glitter winds, glitter hail, lightening that makes whatever it hits explode with yet more glitter... There can be cleats peppered in there somewhere too.I would love to be focused enough to do this!! One day when the kids aren't so little, maybe. As of now, as Conan would put it, i'm a "whirling tornado of glitter"... but instead of glitter, it's footballs, cleats, legos and sippy cups.