➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

Hey, he got a bit too interested while we were painting the toys one year. People saw it, and it caught on.

But honestly that’s a super smart marketing strategy

 

[BantyChooks]

You mean I have been lied to my whole life!?

Yep. Oh, and the easter bunny? Let's just say that's not chocolate that he brings.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Also do you have any reindeer meat that isn’t Rudolph!?

Cause I am currently literally eating spoonfuls of peanut butter with homemade chocolate syrup (made last night. Honestly delicious) poured on it.....

That and a whole wheat English muffin with butter and cinnamon sugar poured on it eaten hours ago now are my dinner... cause I kinda forgot to eat dinner again.

So.... ummmm.... can I have some reindeer? And do you think you could keep this on the DL? I don’t want people knowing I, uh, you know, eat cute, sweet little reindeer.

@BantyChooks

 

[ShrekDawg]

Yep. Oh, and the easter bunny? Let's just say that's not chocolate that he brings.

 

[BantyChooks]

Also do you have any reindeer meat that isn’t Rudolph!?

Cause I am currently literally eating spoonfuls of peanut butter with homemade chocolate syrup (made last night. Honestly delicious) poured on it.....

That and a whole wheat English muffin with butter and cinnamon sugar poured on it eaten hours ago now are my dinner... cause I kinda forgot to eat dinner again.

So.... ummmm.... can I have some reindeer? And do you think you could keep this on the DL? I don’t want people knowing I, uh, you know, eat cute, sweet little reindeer.

@BantyChooks

I mean, take your pick. The other reindeer have all been replaced many times. I think we have some of Prancer VII left.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I mean, take your pick. The other reindeer have all been replaced many times. I think we have some of Prancer VII left.

Do you have any unnamed reindeer? Might make it easier.

 

[BantyChooks]

Do you have any unnamed reindeer? Might make it easier.

Nah, we're very small scale breeders.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Nah, we're very small scale breeders.

That makes sense. Don’t wanna have too big and costly an operation. Plus if you were bigger, people might catch on about the reindeer murdering.

But um, I guess a named reindeer might work. I’m in a bit of a pinch atm. Any reindeer is better than my current meal choices

Which one was the meanest one? I’ll eat that one. Jerks deserve to be eaten.

 

[BantyChooks]

That makes sense. Don’t wanna have too big and costly an operation. Plus if you were bigger, people might catch on about the reindeer murdering.

But um, I guess a named reindeer might work. I’m in a bit of a pinch atm. Any reindeer is better than my current meal choices

Which one was the meanest one? I’ll eat that one. Jerks deserve to be eaten.

Vixen VI. Man, what a jerk. She got the chop early.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Vixen VI. Man, what a jerk. She got the chop early.

Perfect!! I’ll take her!!