Adjust your dew rag. You aren’t wearing it right.
Worse is when sweat drips onto your glasses while looking down and rolls right into the sweet (sweat) spot of your trifocals. Then, when you almost had it, put everything down to clean your glasses, wipe the sweat from your eyeballs, adjust the dew rag & start aligning everything again. This process can take anywhere between 1 and 6 beers. Then they want to know what is taking so long.
Aye aye captain. I can already chug the beers, but I'll have to work on my dew rag to get it adjusted right.

Caught up! And yes I was fully aware that I was ultimately conversing with myself this entire time. Just had to comment on those posts so you'd all know how much I appreciated the entertainment, even if I did come in way behind everyone else. GOOD NIGHT!

Until you were corrected that one time and then it's been "liken" every since.

