➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[jwyles]

I dunno. I thought it was funny. It's not a horror movie, it's like a fantasy thing. Plus, the whole premise is that they are frauds.

It's not a scary movie. This was meant for @KDOGG331

 

[ShrekDawg]

The mosquitoes will infect you with diseases and the weird noise was just Mudpuff... waiting.

The mudpuff only appears when your eyes close at night.

OMG you guys stooooooooppppppppppp. Now I’m definitely never sleeping

I dunno. I thought it was funny. It's not a horror movie, it's like a fantasy thing. Plus, the whole premise is that they are frauds.

It's not a scary movie. This was meant for @KDOGG331

Huh it sounds pretty good but you guys make it sound terrifying lol I’m easily scared

 

[CarpCharacin]

Oh ok! What do you have now? I'm super into fish so don't be afraid to get detailed! I've got angels, diamond tetras and corydoras similis.

I have a 10 gallon tank with a betta, a 20 gallon tank with some fancy goldfish, a 40 gallon tank with some more goldfish, a small tank with an old long fin black skirt tetra, a 40 gallon with a Frontosa, a 40 gallon with a male Venustus that killed his tankmates, a 40 gallon with a short body Flowerhorn, a 55 gallon with 3 male Electric Blue Haps, and a 1500 gallon pond with lots of goldfish and some koi.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Spoiler: Embarrassing

Okay, just so y’all know.... I had to turn on my Christian music playlist on Spotify after reading some of these just to calm down no I wasn’t that scared or shaking in my boots or anything but was definitely creeped out enough to have to turn it on AND THEN with the eyes closed one.... I have decided to sleep with my light on, hugging my Bible, while leaving the Christian playlist on and must watch puppy videos or something now so I don’t have dreams about this shit no, I am not actually THAT scared but you can never be too careful. actually finally completely calm and not scared right now after all this although tbh I think I am still a little scared to close my eyes

Better since I’ve been watching puppy videos though.

Spoiler: In case you thought I was kidding about any of this

In case you thought I was kidding about the puppy videos.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Here’s one just for @Texas Kiki

 

[Tesumph]

Spoiler: Embarrassing

Okay, just so y’all know.... I had to turn on my Christian music playlist on Spotify after reading some of these just to calm down no I wasn’t that scared or shaking in my boots or anything but was definitely creeped out enough to have to turn it on AND THEN with the eyes closed one.... I have decided to sleep with my light on, hugging my Bible, while leaving the Christian playlist on and must watch puppy videos or something now so I don’t have dreams about this shit no, I am not actually THAT scared but you can never be too careful. actually finally completely calm and not scared right now after all this although tbh I think I am still a little scared to close my eyes

Better since I’ve been watching puppy videos though.

Spoiler: In case you thought I was kidding about any of this

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In case you thought I was kidding about the puppy videos.

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Lmao. I take it you’ve never seen The Conjuring, then?

 

[CrazyCrttr75]

Ummmm.... This is our beach!!! EEEKS!!

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Full saga/series haha

Spoiler: Shark

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Sharks and Jellyfish are why I am terrified of the ocean.
I would love to go on a very sturdy and safe boat to see the ocean and whale watch some day. I've never been to any ocean before. None of 'em. So it's on my bucket list. But jellyfish and sharks just...UGH!

 

[CrazyCrttr75]

I was just bit by a gigantic wolf spider. It got me through my sock!

Nope, nope, nope and nope! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

 

[BantyChooks]

Two authors with the same name but spell differently.
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You do. If you'd just said "The book with the funny apple on the cover", I'd have known what you meant.

Working at a mobile vaccine clinic taught me that it’s a hell of a lot easier to sell people on a “flea killer” than an “invisible mosquito disease” preventative.

This cracked me up.

 

[CrazyCrttr75]

Here’s one just for @Texas Kiki

Omgosh that was the longest video ever! I know because I watched the whole damn thing! The very end with the boxer and the grasshopper made me chuckle out loud. Dogs are so cute!