➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

i love this thread... You guys have me rolling on the floor every night.

I'd probably think the same thing

X2!!! I am cracking up right now

In one of those Dr. Who machines?

What the heck are they called?

Tardis lol

Sorry, dearie. I'll meet you in the middle somewhere instead. Maybe South Dakota?

Where’s our meeting point!?

Retardis!

Kiki! NO!

Okay, I'm being a tad reductionistic. I know there's supposed to be science behind it... but the articles were mighty sketchy about the hard data and pretty enthusiastic about grandiose claims.

Tardis

Makes total sense!!!

She likes to pretend she doesn’t like it but we all know she does and watches it all the time.

That song is permanently ruined for me.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/th...-for-eggs-hidden-nests.1341510/#post-21993786

so cool!!!

TARDIS?

Yes! Much bigger inside that it looks.

Retarded stuff.

no! It’s quality material!

I just peed. That's the thing on Dr. Who

That's amazing.

x2

Ah, South Dakota is the middle point between us, huh?
(write that down, write that down!!)

Maybe. Geography wasn't my strong point. Could've been Hawaii I was thinking of.

Bones. You're hardcore. I don't envy you... you're rad, though. I think you should wear that dusty pink hat during your presentation.

x2!!!

That blacklight pic is awesome!

X2!!

Every day I draw closer.

Murder me. I dare you.

 

[Conan]

Murder me. I dare you.

NO. I will murder you when I'm good and ready. If you try to have someone else do it, I'll go back to the ax to the gut plan.

 

[ShrekDawg]

True. But the pink would inspire confidence. All you, and your debbie downness.

 

[BantyChooks]

True. But the pink would inspire confidence. All you, and your debbie downness.

Where's your sense of flair?

NO. I will murder you when I'm good and ready. If you try to have someone else do it, I'll go back to the ax to the gut plan.

You have busted knees. I don't. Bye, sucker.

 

[BantyChooks]

Where’s our meeting point!?

Russia, I think.

 

[Kiki]

She likes to pretend she doesn’t like it but we all know she does and watches it all the time.

Hell no I don't watch that crap.
I tried but it's too horrible for me.

 

[Kiki]

Rad. Now I want to know if I can sneak a black light into the pet store...

Elk might know if you are allowed to.

 

[Conan]

Where's your sense of flair?

You have busted knees. I don't. Bye, sucker.

Pfft. Mild discomfort while running on pavement does not equal busted. Plus. I'm more aerodynamic than you, and have decades of running under my belt... Oh, and I'll learn to throw axes. Run if you like. It won't matter.

 

[Kiki]

NO. I will murder you when I'm good and ready. If you try to have someone else do it, I'll go back to the ax to the gut plan.

Send her bones to Bones once you off her.

 

[Kiki]

Aerodynamic.

I'm dead.