➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

You're my driver. Conan's my lawyer.

Time to work on your getaway plan then!

 

[CSAchook]

You're my driver. Conan's my lawyer.

We are all going to jail.

 

[R2elk]

You're my driver. Conan's my lawyer.

Boy are you in trouble.

 

[BantyChooks]

Boy are you in trouble.

...I expect you to do the bomb work required to get us out of jail.

 

[R2elk]

...I expect you to do the bomb work required to get us out of jail.

I got in enough trouble for trying to make nitro in my college organic chem lab.

 

[BantyChooks]

I got in enough trouble for trying to make nitro in my college organic chem lab.

Are you me?

 

[R2elk]

Are you me?

Of course not, I don't need a fake white beard.

 

[BantyChooks]

Of course not, I don't need a fake beard.

All beards come off if you tug them hard enough. Mine being made out of reindeer fur makes no difference.

 

[R2elk]

All beards come off if you tug them hard enough. Mine being made out of reindeer fur makes no difference.

Tugging won't get the job done. You have to pull a lot harder than that and it will not come off in one piece. I do have to trim mine from time to time.

 

[BantyChooks]

Tugging won't get the job done. You have to pull a lot harder than that and it will not come off in one piece. I do have to trim mine from time to time.

I have a winch. I can get it off.