🍊👽🚫 The human1 case 🍊👽🚫

[human1]

I present to you the results of an in-depth investigation, and one with shocking results: @human1 is in fact not what she seems.


human1 clearly is not a human but it's taken many months to finally prove this. I've gathered all evidence needed to present this case to the rest of you and here is proof:

• human has no name
• She can’t ever seem to type without making some mistake... Is this the result of alien webbed feet?
• If she really were a human she would not need to constantly assure us of it.
• She reacts to posts like a machine... Perhaps because she is one.
• She never mentions her chickens. Like ever.
• She names her chickens after letters... Maybe because they are just used in her lab
• She never enters contests. Probably because she has no real address to have prizes sent to. Hmm.
• She never mentions her life outside of BYC. Maybe because there Isn’t one.
• She usually stalks threads before answering.
• She’s the only one not bothered by Nighttime Orange.
• She controls chicken math. That is something that is 100% impossible by any real human.

Convinced yet? You have no excuses.

no

The nighttime orange rules supreme.
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BECAUSE IT IS THE ALMIGHTY NIGHTTIME ORANGE. ENJOY YOUR NIGHTTIME ORANGE EVRY NIGHT OR IT WILL WATCH YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

*dramatic lighting*

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tahnk you

hUMAN IS THE NIGHTTIME ORANGE

wHat

I have been following this case for a while. Just a few.

those have all bene posted by youuuu

human if you are reading this, we love you - alien or human

haha thanks

Who knows, maybe she is a mix of alien and human...

nono

She knows we’re onto her. I didn’t receive my nighttime orange last night.

Where is human?

i exist .

 

[CHlCKEN]

@human1 is proving points #4 and #11

 

[chickentrains]

@human1 is proving points #4 and #11

10,I think.

 

[CHlCKEN]

10,I think.

Oop I can’t count

 

[human1]

 

[black_cat]

hey guys wait was I the one that introduced that orange picture or does someone else get credit
because I distintly remember on fc someone was like 'enjoy your nighttime orange!' and i responded with:

I would like to know if I started a cult or if it was already a cult lol

 

[Yowza Wowza]

hey guys wait was I the one that introduced that orange picture or does someone else get credit
because I distintly remember on fc someone was like 'enjoy your nighttime orange!' and i responded with:
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I would like to know if I started a cult or if it was already a cult lol

tbh I don’t even know
You probably did

 

[the_peanut_coop]

This.... Is terrifying. Not the nighttime orange, I think that's cute!

 

[black_cat]

^^^actual photo of @human1

 

[EmmaRainboe]

hey guys wait was I the one that introduced that orange picture or does someone else get credit
because I distintly remember on fc someone was like 'enjoy your nighttime orange!' and i responded with:
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I would like to know if I started a cult or if it was already a cult lol

It was already a thing, but you gave the face of the nighttime orange gardian.