1,001 reasons to not rid the world of DUX

[CCUK]

I like the new title of the thread
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It's very adaptive this thread! Hilarious even!!

 

[duluthralphie]

 

[duluthralphie]

PS,,I have edited the first post of the thread,,,

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

PS,,I have edited the first post of the thread,,,

What number reason are you up to now?

 

[BantyChooks]

PS,,I have edited the first post of the thread,,,

 

[shawluvsbirds]

 

[BantyChooks]

What number reason are you up to now?

Still zero.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I'm Gonna Get ducks!"

Let's go!

Don't want ducks for the weekend, don't want ducks for a night
I'm only interested if I can have ducks for life, yeah
Uh, I know I sound serious and baby I am
Ducks are fine pieces of real estate, and I'm gonna get me some land

Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run honey, ducks can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that special duck!

[Chorus:]
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna get ducks while I got ducks in sight
(I'm gonna get ducks)
I'm gonna get ducks if it takes all night
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can betcha by the time I say "go," you'll never say "no"
(I'm gonna get ducks)
I'm gonna get ducks, it's a matter of fact
(I'm gonna get ducks)
I'm gonna get ducks, don'tcha worry 'bout that
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time they're gonna be mine
Just like I should - I'll get some good(ducks)

Yeah, uh, uh
I've already planned it - here's how it's gonna be
I'm gonna love ducks and - they're gonna fall in love with me
Yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run honey, ducks also can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that ducky love!

[Repeat Chorus]

Yeah, I'm gonna get ducks I'm gonna knock on wood
I'm gonna get ducks somehow honey yeah, I'm gonna make it good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run honey, ducks can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you have all the ducks you want!

[Repeat Chorus]

Oh, I'm gonna get ducks, I'm gonna get em right now,
Yeah, you can betcha, oh, I'm gonna get ducks
(I'm gonna get ducks) just like I should, I'll get a good duck
Oh, I'm gonna get a flock of ducks!

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[duluthralphie]

Even she could not convince me to own DUX!!!!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Even she could not convince me to own DUX!!!!

Oh yes she could. . . money talks. .