Y'all jinxed me with this Hatch-Along!

I was a good girl and left my incubator in the basement, unplugged and empty. Then I got sidelined with a bum knee and left DS in charge of the chickens. He "forgot" to collect eggs. I now have two broodies setting who knows how many eggs (too many for either of them to cover completely) and no idea how long they've been at it. Apparently their partners in crime have made regular contributions to the illicit nests, so I'm sure set/hatch dates will be all over the place.
They sure picked a heckuva time to break the egg-drought ... and my New Year's Resolution of "No Net Gain!"