2012 ... hype or possibility? NOT A DOOMSDAY RANT!

[JetBlack]

All JetBlack And Decker chainsaws have tracking devices now.

Your Squirreleneggers have no chance. Your attempt to thwart me is futile (locking on targeting scanners to electric chainsaw....)

 

[Boyd]

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battery is recharging hahahahaha besides, I'm hiding in plain sight.. instead of the middle of no where, my house is off a busy intersection that has 2 cemetaries to the immediate north and west of me

Kinda a dead neighborhood in general.

 

[JetBlack]

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battery is recharging hahahahaha besides, I'm hiding in plain sight.. instead of the middle of no where, my house is off a busy intersection that has 2 cemetaries to the immediate north and west of me

Kinda a dead neighborhood in general.

Ah, your next of kin will appreciate you saving them time, I am sure. That's very polite of you (bowing).

 

[Boyd]

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battery is recharging hahahahaha besides, I'm hiding in plain sight.. instead of the middle of no where, my house is off a busy intersection that has 2 cemetaries to the immediate north and west of me

Kinda a dead neighborhood in general.

Ah, your next of kin will appreciate you saving them time, I am sure. That's very polite of you (bowing).

Ah......

5 finger exploding heart punch?
5 finger death punch?
5 rules about dating my teenage daughter... don't, don't unless u want to die, don't cuz I keel u, don't cuz she is too butch, don't cuz she kick yer butt....

Naw, better to send in the squirrels now. Can't stop them. They're all nutz u know!

 

[Q9]

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The Squirrel Engineer Corps carry miniature cutting torches, and all are well-versed in lock-picking. Besides, you can't capture a Ninja Squirrel.

By the way... You can't surround the battle site. It's physically impossible. The battle site is EVERYWHERE! China, Russia, Europe, the Americas... You'll be forced to make a noble last stand in Madagascar, not realizing that an antimatter bomb has been planted beneath your feet...

Which I will disarm, with 00:00:03 left.

All while the squirrels fail to resist the attempt to infiltrate the "squirrel-proof" bird feeders I placed in plain sight. One squirrel-proof is good for occupying 10 squirrels. They will be loaded with finely ground Purina Squirrel Sugar. It will give them a 30 second boost of squirrel-energy, followed immediately by hibernation.

Curses! You are a clever one. In that case, I will show up personally and use my RP-92 Precision Flamethrower to incinerate said feeders.

BrindleB, I doubt your claims. However, if they turn out to be true, any living weapon can be disarmed in a number of ways. The easiest is tossing bacon strips, but MY preferred method of disarming is by means of the AK-47. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Boyd, with all due respect, I would highly recommend training your Squirrels to avoid any food that you or your minions do not personally give them.

By the way, should I refer to you as General, Master, Your Excellency, or Emperor? Or perhaps something else?

Also, to supplement the Squirrel Forces, I have highly trained Prairie Dog Assassins:

These are just THREE OF THEM!

 

[Boyd]

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Which I will disarm, with 00:00:03 left.

All while the squirrels fail to resist the attempt to infiltrate the "squirrel-proof" bird feeders I placed in plain sight. One squirrel-proof is good for occupying 10 squirrels. They will be loaded with finely ground Purina Squirrel Sugar. It will give them a 30 second boost of squirrel-energy, followed immediately by hibernation.

Curses! You are a clever one. In that case, I will show up personally and use my RP-92 Precision Flamethrower to incinerate said feeders.

BrindleB, I doubt your claims. However, if they turn out to be true, any living weapon can be disarmed in a number of ways. The easiest is tossing bacon strips, but MY preferred method of disarming is by means of the AK-47. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Boyd, with all due respect, I would highly recommend training your Squirrels to avoid any food that you or your minions do not personally give them.

By the way, should I refer to you as General, Master, Your Excellency, or Emperor? Or perhaps something else?

Also, to supplement the Squirrel Forces, I have highly trained Prairie Dog Assassins:

These are just THREE OF THEM!

but mine come in hordes.....

 

[Q9]

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Curses! You are a clever one. In that case, I will show up personally and use my RP-92 Precision Flamethrower to incinerate said feeders.

BrindleB, I doubt your claims. However, if they turn out to be true, any living weapon can be disarmed in a number of ways. The easiest is tossing bacon strips, but MY preferred method of disarming is by means of the AK-47. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Boyd, with all due respect, I would highly recommend training your Squirrels to avoid any food that you or your minions do not personally give them.

By the way, should I refer to you as General, Master, Your Excellency, or Emperor? Or perhaps something else?

Also, to supplement the Squirrel Forces, I have highly trained Prairie Dog Assassins:

These are just THREE OF THEM!

but mine come in hordes.....

NO! NO! NO! Do not use the bowing smiley in response to me!

With all due respect, O Squirrely One, you have it backwards! (O Squirrely One... I like that. That's what I'll call you.)

 

[easton coop]

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http://ezinearticles.com/?2012-Solar-Flare---Worst-Case-Scenario&id=4192737

Yep, just imagine No electric! I think the whole infrastructure of most the money grabbing countries would fall with in a month! No electric = No money, after all money only exists in electronic form (well 97% of money anyway). I'm not sure what will happen in 2012, but I really do hope that we are moving into a higher level of consciousness, the dawning of the age of Aquarius! which I will be singing what ever happens!!!

 

[itsachicken]

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Where did you get that? Google "Mayan Mathematics".

 

[Q9]

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Where did you get that? Google "Mayan Mathematics".

Hype. Mayans couldn't predict their own downfall.

Yes, they could do math, they just couldn't figure out how to do anything else, like crop rotation.

Actually, if I'm not mistaken, they also didn't have the wheel, which I feel would be a rather useful invention.

(Just for the record, I am an equal-opportunity mocker, and will happily make fun of any ancient - or modern - culture. The Mayans are just a convenient target on this thread, especially due to their self-destruction, which I find morbidly hilarious.)