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The Squirrel Engineer Corps carry miniature cutting torches, and all are well-versed in lock-picking. Besides, you can't capture a Ninja Squirrel.
By the way... You can't surround the battle site. It's physically impossible. The battle site is EVERYWHERE! China, Russia, Europe, the Americas... You'll be forced to make a noble last stand in Madagascar, not realizing that an antimatter bomb has been planted beneath your feet...
Which I will disarm, with 00:00:03 left.
All while the squirrels fail to resist the attempt to infiltrate the "squirrel-proof" bird feeders I placed in plain sight. One squirrel-proof is good for occupying 10 squirrels. They will be loaded with finely ground Purina Squirrel Sugar. It will give them a 30 second boost of squirrel-energy, followed immediately by hibernation.
Curses! You are a clever one. In that case, I will show up personally and use my RP-92 Precision Flamethrower to incinerate said feeders.
BrindleB, I doubt your claims. However, if they turn out to be true, any living weapon can be disarmed in a number of ways. The easiest is tossing bacon strips, but MY preferred method of disarming is by means of the AK-47. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Boyd, with all due respect, I would highly recommend training your Squirrels to avoid any food that you or your minions do not personally give them.
By the way, should I refer to you as General, Master, Your Excellency, or Emperor? Or perhaps something else?
Also, to supplement the Squirrel Forces, I have highly trained Prairie Dog Assassins:
These are just THREE OF THEM!