Ended 2013 Easter Hatch-A-Long Random Funny Posting Contest Saturday, March 23rd!

[bugglesmommy]

 

[nakanich]

What is the definition of a good farmer?





A MAN OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!

 

[nakanich]

What's the best way to carve wood?




Whittle by whittle.

 

[mstricer]

Really did you just say that. Have that you feathered cat

 

[mstricer]

Quote: HEEHEE

 

[Gardeningmama]

Two weeks ago I left my kids with a 19 yr. old babysitter. I'm way out in the country, and it's DARK! Babysitter called 911 saying there was a man walking around on my porch and she was alone with 4 children. The police took 1 hour to get there, and my Father-In-Law beat them there to boot!

 

[nakanich]

What kind of guns do bees use?






BeeBee guns

 

[Gardeningmama]

i could make it double size only without distorting

I couldn't even do that. Tried!

 

[nakanich]

What do you call a fish with no eye?






Fssshh

 

[Gardeningmama]

This is my bed every Saturday and Sunday Morning. (The rest of the week, I'm up first). Saving this one, LOL!