I know - put the driver in a shed tied to a bale of hay. Then have a unmanned giant bus plow into the shed! Just make sure there aren't any chickens in the vicinity.
Not all teenagers are stupid (I know there are teens on this site...don't take this wrong) but teenagers + alcohol = TROUBLE. Stupid kid. I'm sure he feels real smart right now. He just took 300 lives because he wanted to get drunk.
Just to play devils advocate, Those chickens were not happy chickens anyway so maybe it was best they got put out of thier missery, if they had the proper 4sqft per bird the SHED would have to have been 50x80 and that should have been considered a BARN, the owner of the SHED was raising birds in a slaughterhouse type setting, just being feed till big enough to eat.
On a lighter note, how come no one commented on the fact that the Chicago Police Farce thought it was necessary to ticket and attempt to tow the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile
???? Then had the nerve to say they have tow trucks that could have hauled a SAUSAGE not just a weiner, are they the police or a comedy troop????