3am Chicken Mission Impossible

[Jillylam]

You missed a wild, greased rooster being chased through the forum with its tongue in its cheek!

 

[fowlweatherfriends]

shoot! I always miss the excitement

lol!

 

[Mr.Dad]

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[Pringle_Sussex]

c'mon she has to post something soon... or we'll hunt her down!

 

[BigMama]

I have been following this thread since the beginning. Holy Cow! The suspense!

 

[cookinmom]

This is hysterical! I guess we are the biggest bunch of nuts! We are into our 8th page of NOTHING!!!

But it's been great fun!

I agree that we should just make something up. How about this, while sneaking the rooster in the cage onto the porch, she tripped over the dog sleeping on the steps. He begins to bark his head off. The neighbors wake up, peek out, see someone sneaking around. Neighbor wife calls 911 while Neighbor husband grabs his shotgun and runs outside in his boxers and slippers. Chicken girl sees this fat bald guy (poetic license here

) come around the corner armed, and screams. The rooster starts flapping and squawking and manages to get out of the cage, at which point he jumps on neighbor husbands head, whacking him with his wings. Neighbor husband runs around in circles yelling and trying to beat the rooster off his head. Dog jumps in and starts chasing the neighbor husband. Chicken girl is by this time collapsed in a heap on the porch laughing her butt off. 'Bout this time the cops show up, and jump out of their car and pull guns on the neighbor husband. Neighbor wife sees this (she's peaking out the window) and runs out in her housecoat and curlers. She starts smacking the dog, who takes a look at her, tucks tail and runs under the porch. Chicken girl is over her laughing fit and comes and rescues neighbor husband from the rooster who goes back in his cage. The cops take her and neighbor husband and wife down to the station for questioning, because the story is too much to take standing out in the yard at 3 am, and they figure somebody in the bunch has to be under the influence. After 4 hours of questions, they put everybody in the tank and tell them the judge will just have to sort it out on Monday morning. The rooster went back to sleep. Granny slept through the whole shebang, woke up to her morning cockadoodledoo, fell in love with the rooster, and they will live happily ever after!

How's that??!!

Note to the original poster, if she ever comes back -- please don't take offense; none was intended.

 

[merryreader]

I love it!! I especially like how granny slept through it all. Merry

 

[NOSPRINGCHIC]

WHY AM I SO EASILY AMUSED
WITH THIS KINDA CREATIVITY SOMEONE SHOULD BE WRITING A BOOK

 

[Mr.Dad]

.......cookinmom..... thumbs up

 

[NOSPRINGCHIC]

MR DAD,
DO YOU HUNT WITH HOUNDS?
READING YOUR SIGNITURE....LOOKS LIKE A HOUNDSMEN TO ME.....