I hate to say it but my waterfowl are alot smarter than the turkeys!!
A century of Turkey talk 2000-2100.
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He does not like other toms!!! He beat the living heck out of my BBW tom.
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Noooo Holm!
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Why do you insist on spreading these lies?
I was at my Dr the other day. He was impressed when I told him I as doing exercises for my pancreas, but that another story...
He raises chickens and is thinking of getting turkeys. He is a tad foolish right now and wants to build a building for them to go into,,,,ROFL,,, He actually thinks they will use it every night on their own like chickens do!!!
Anyways, he was telling me he got rid of his geese. He like me said they pooped everywhere, chased people where loud and obnoxious.
He said he decided to eat one. So they picked one out and shot it, Cleaned it and roasted the breasts. They said it tasted so bad they threw it out, got 6 garbage bags and shot the other six. He said it took a month the get the smell of roasting goose out of the house.
I think garbage can filler is a good purpose for geese..... Turkey on the other hand are great! Unless they are teenage gang bangers.
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I don't know what you mean by wet, mean and poop everywhere!!!! My coop stays super dry,they don't poop every where and mine have never chased anyone but my brother. But I guess all animals on that farm have chased him. I know!!! You got penguin geese!! You need some Holm geese and you will sell everything and only have waterfowl!! Maybe Judy should join BYC. I am sure I could sell her some cute little ducklings or goslings!!
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Judy is not allowed on BYC...
She is not that interested in my birds. Besides if she was here she would see everything I say about her and sleeping would become dangerous for me.
You would just have to sleep in a full body cast so she couldn't stab you. OR just sleep in a coffin And have a hole ready by the chicken coop!!
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I have had coffee so here is it my Craigslist story.
As you know I put an ad on Craigslist for 6 gangster turkey toms.
I asked 40 bucks a bird knowing everyone would try to talk me down. These are free range well taken care of drug and medication free birds I will admit I would like to see them become breeders, but the reality is everyone wants their birds to be breeders.
I do not mind eating my turkeys and put in the ad If did not sell them for that I would eat them. It clearly stated 40 bucks!!
This is the entire unadulterated transcript, however, I had to change some of the words So when you see ( ) I used a definition so you might understand what was said...
So anyways here is the entire text ;;;
Text: Do you have the Toms for sale and how heavy are they?
Me: Yes I do, I am guessing they would dress between 10 t0 20 pounds.
Text: How much?
Me: if you take all 6...30 a piece, any less than 6 ,,,40 each,, that is bottom, any less I eat them
Text : Oh my that's way to expensive for a 20 lb turkey.
Me: not for a free range pastured turkey that is drug and medication free.
text: That is way to much you are trying to rip me off
Me: Rip you off? either you want them or not, just do not be a cheap ( A 7 letter word that means your parents were never married),, ( Judy said I was rude here) but heck I talk that way,, she married me talking that way so it is her fault!)
Text: That was not nice and uncalled for
Me: Telling me I was trying to rip you off was uncalled for..
Text: turkeys weighing 10-20 pounds are not worth that 20 dollars tops and that is really pushing it.
Me: I sold a turkey that dressed at 30 pounds for 80 dollars at thanksgiving but he got the friends discount.
Text: You really ( performed a sex act) on your friend
Me: What? Why are you talking to me, in fact why would you even answer an ad for a $4o turkey when you are too cheap to pay it?
Text: I am just trying to help you realize how much your turkeys are worth.
( at this point Judy is telling me to just ignore him, Better judgment left a few drinks ago though, and I was having fun)
me; For free range pastured rug free turkeys?
Text: Free range don't make them taste any better plus the last time I checked free range don't make them (poop) golden nuggets
Me: Well, then go to the store and buy some junk turkeys and do not try to take the food off a poor farmers kids mouths.
Text: Get a real job instead of trying to rip off people
Me: pardon?
Text: Get a real job you are unfit to be a farmer, I bet you are not even certified?
Me: Certified?
Text : yes, certified to sell turkeys, I know the law and you need to be certified to sell food to people.
Me: huh?
Text: do not play dumb with me, You know you are breaking the law!
me: Ok, I have to go to ( the bathroom) . You have a good day, BTW please refrain from ever answering an ad of mine again,,Thanks
Text: ( He told me to do something impossible to do with my anatomy)
As you know I put an ad on Craigslist for 6 gangster turkey toms.
I asked 40 bucks a bird knowing everyone would try to talk me down. These are free range well taken care of drug and medication free birds I will admit I would like to see them become breeders, but the reality is everyone wants their birds to be breeders.
I do not mind eating my turkeys and put in the ad If did not sell them for that I would eat them. It clearly stated 40 bucks!!
This is the entire unadulterated transcript, however, I had to change some of the words So when you see ( ) I used a definition so you might understand what was said...
So anyways here is the entire text ;;;
Text: Do you have the Toms for sale and how heavy are they?
Me: Yes I do, I am guessing they would dress between 10 t0 20 pounds.
Text: How much?
Me: if you take all 6...30 a piece, any less than 6 ,,,40 each,, that is bottom, any less I eat them
Text : Oh my that's way to expensive for a 20 lb turkey.
Me: not for a free range pastured turkey that is drug and medication free.
text: That is way to much you are trying to rip me off
Me: Rip you off? either you want them or not, just do not be a cheap ( A 7 letter word that means your parents were never married),, ( Judy said I was rude here) but heck I talk that way,, she married me talking that way so it is her fault!)
Text: That was not nice and uncalled for
Me: Telling me I was trying to rip you off was uncalled for..
Text: turkeys weighing 10-20 pounds are not worth that 20 dollars tops and that is really pushing it.
Me: I sold a turkey that dressed at 30 pounds for 80 dollars at thanksgiving but he got the friends discount.
Text: You really ( performed a sex act) on your friend
Me: What? Why are you talking to me, in fact why would you even answer an ad for a $4o turkey when you are too cheap to pay it?
Text: I am just trying to help you realize how much your turkeys are worth.
( at this point Judy is telling me to just ignore him, Better judgment left a few drinks ago though, and I was having fun)
me; For free range pastured rug free turkeys?
Text: Free range don't make them taste any better plus the last time I checked free range don't make them (poop) golden nuggets
Me: Well, then go to the store and buy some junk turkeys and do not try to take the food off a poor farmers kids mouths.
Text: Get a real job instead of trying to rip off people
Me: pardon?
Text: Get a real job you are unfit to be a farmer, I bet you are not even certified?
Me: Certified?
Text : yes, certified to sell turkeys, I know the law and you need to be certified to sell food to people.
Me: huh?
Text: do not play dumb with me, You know you are breaking the law!
me: Ok, I have to go to ( the bathroom) . You have a good day, BTW please refrain from ever answering an ad of mine again,,Thanks
Text: ( He told me to do something impossible to do with my anatomy)
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