A century of Turkey talk 2000-2100.

[duluthralphie]

Turkeys especially love trucks with no toppers. Pooping in the truck bed is a favorite passtime for mine

People that bring boats on trailers behind their car or truck are particularly interesting to my turkeys. They can land on the gunwale and poop in 14 seconds flat. There is a 75% chance the poop will land inside the boat.

 

[Molpet]

The past half hour has convinced me not to try to do anything else for the rest of the day :/ I was outside, throwing together a little temporary coop a breeding pen when I snapped my last drill bit (on the last screw that I was going to do). I was frustrated with that but no biggie, I pick the kids up from the bus stop anyway. So I clean up my stuff and decide to grab the eggs while I'm out there. I proceed to completely crush one in my pocket, all over my phone. Then I drop another one on my way in the door. Getting angry by this point and rushing around because I'm going to be late to get the kids, I run the bathroom to pee real and am greeted NO TOILET PAPER! I'm done. I was half afraid to drive up to the bus stop that a tree might fall on me or something! Sorry for the rant. I think I might just grab a glass of wine and maybe attempt to fill out Christmas cards lol

they come in threes so you should be safe

 

[Sara L]

The past half hour has convinced me not to try to do anything else for the rest of the day :/ I was outside, throwing together a little temporary coop a breeding pen when I snapped my last drill bit (on the last screw that I was going to do). I was frustrated with that but no biggie, I pick the kids up from the bus stop anyway. So I clean up my stuff and decide to grab the eggs while I'm out there. I proceed to completely crush one in my pocket, all over my phone. Then I drop another one on my way in the door. Getting angry by this point and rushing around because I'm going to be late to get the kids, I run the bathroom to pee real and am greeted NO TOILET PAPER! I'm done. I was half afraid to drive up to the bus stop that a tree might fall on me or something! Sorry for the rant. I think I might just grab a glass of wine and maybe attempt to fill out Christmas cards lol

now that the bad part of the day is over you should be able to relax and do nothing. Either that or buy a lottery ticket because you already used up the bad luck so the remaining luck must be good, right?

 

[duluthralphie]

now that the bad part of the day is over you should be able to relax and do nothing. Either that or buy a lottery ticket because you already used up the bad luck so the remaining luck must be good, right?

@Auroradream26 run into the bathroom and check the toilet paper roll before you buy, just in case you have a little bad luck left in the bottle.

 

[OneMountainAcres]

Well, I managed to go to the dollar store, post office, and the grocery store without incident I think I'm safe. I hope anyway lol. I made supper earlier today (just Mac and cheese and hot dogs) so i don't need to worry about burning the house down. And I just ran around and made sure that there's TP in every bathroom lol. I'm grabbing my wine and my supper and I'm done!

 

[rjohns39]

Well, I managed to go to the dollar store, post office, and the grocery store without incident I think I'm safe. I hope anyway lol. I made supper earlier today (just Mac and cheese and hot dogs) so i don't need to worry about burning the house down. And I just ran around and made sure that there's TP in every bathroom lol. I'm grabbing my wine and my supper and I'm done!

My current challenge is my new LGD who is very puppy like, keeps finding the spot where he encountered the skunk, and rolling in it. He'd gonna get a dawn bath soon and the carpets need to be cleaned too.

 

[memphis]

Ugghhh....skunked! One of my show dogs got skunked. Everytime I groomed her I could still faintly smell it for 9 months. Blah!

I can just see us & our turkeys flying to Hollywood. To be honest, Daisy would probably just sleep on my lap. The crowd goes wild when they walk the red carpet! The girls are all wearing their designer gowns by Aurora. Adding a little lip gloss to their waddles. Maybe some toenail polish. No jewelry. They may riot over shinny jewelry. Ok...make me quit this!

 

[OneMountainAcres]

Ok...make me quit this!

Nope, it's too entertaining to visualize the pictures you're painting lol

 

[R2elk]

Ugghhh....skunked! One of my show dogs got skunked. Everytime I groomed her I could still faintly smell it for 9 months. Blah!

Adding Clorox to the bath water helps greatly in getting rid of the skunk aroma.

 

[aliciaplus3]

I got 3 eggs today confirming at least 3 hens are laying.... I only have 5 eggs set aside to hatch.