A day in the life of henrietta the hen

henrietta giggled. She loved to see the mistress struggling with bags of feed!
It was really hot. The mistress had just gotten back from the co-op with more chicken goodies, and all the girls gathered at the door and made various "Hungry Chicken" noises. Cluck Cluck, bawwwk, churrrr, squawk squawk, went the chickens. SHUT UP! said the mistress. The mistress very much disliked carrying bags of food from the car to the chicken yard, and it made her quite ornery. "Well, you don't have to yell" churred henrietta. " You should have been here sooner! We haven't had food since like, days ago! Grumbled henrietta, even though she very well new their feeders were refilled twice a day. As the mistress came towards the gate with a bucket of food, the chickens gathered closer and made even more happy hungry chicken noises. OOOH its the blue pail clucked onyx. Come closer little human! As the mistress opened the gate, all heck broke loose. The chickens were all over! SQUAWK SQUWAK!! BAAAAAAAWK!!! said the chickens. AHHHHHHHHHH! exclaimed the mistress. As the mistress made her way through the sea of hungry chickens she pondered, " where did I ever get the crazy idea that chickens would be relaxing?" She poured out the food into the feeder, and again the chicken mob was upon her. Luckily, they soon noticed there was food in the feeder, and began gobbling it down as fast as possible. As the mistress snuck out she shook her head. Will these chickens ever just chill out!?
 
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henrietta sat down. she had alot of thinking to do! what was she going to do today? Hmmm.... well, maybe she would gossip with the other chicken girls later, but right now, she was too grumpy to do much of anything. Why am I so grumpy? pondered henrietta. Henrietta usueally had an edge to her, but she usueally wasn't THIS grumpy! She felt a sudden urge to be alone, so she went and sat in one of those weird boxes the mistress put in the coop. As she sat, henrietta began to doze off. She was soon awakened by a sharp pain in her ummm, lower region. OWW! squawked henrietta! that really hurt! she hopped out of the box, turned around, and saw a small brown thing inside the box. Jeez, what did you eat last night! tina squalked as she strutted in the coop. henrietta scowled. Tina was onyx's sister, and was always into henriettas beeswax. At least im eating SOMETHING and growing, you puny little thing! clucked henrietta smugly, as she waddled out the door. Henrietta often called the other hens too small, although she only thought they were too small because she was so big!
 

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