A few rules to live by with chickens....

[the1much]

oh,,1 more,,,, DONT open your front door and throw treats to your guineas,,, :| cause you'll NEVER be able to sneek out it again!!

 

[WriterofWords]

When digging for fishing worms, put the worms in a container with a lid. I just ruined Steven's fishing trip this morning.

 

[chantecler]

My rule:

Having chicks roost on your head is only cute until one of them lets one of those nasty green gooeys go!!

And it's much less cute when they weigh almost 10 lbs now.

ahhh what the heck I still let them do it

I just wear a hat

 

[the1much]

Quote:
ohhhhh a hat

i got tired of pooey shirts,, so i just take my shirt of,,

 

[chantecler]

The hat also protect my hair ties They love to attache them
They're so silly

 

[WriterofWords]

New addition in honor of Rooster Red: Don't let chickens sit on your shoulder if you have pretty, sparkly eyes!

 

[mom'sfolly]

Or long lovely eyelashes that look like tasty spiders.

Couldn't think of an alliteration with "l" for spiders.

 

[WriterofWords]

Long, lovely, lashes, that look like linguine lashes!

 

[mom'sfolly]

Thank you,

Long, lovely, luscious, linguine-like lashes, baiting barred-rock babes to bite.....hope your eye is better soon, Rooster Red.

 

[HennyPennies2007]

Ok the roost ones really got me... I had DH move roosts around this weekend to accomodate fresh batch of hennies. I still have a headache from this mornings go-round with one of them... WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER THEY ARE THERE?

writerofwords your fainting rooster story about did me in.... hilarious....

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