A few rules to live by with chickens....

[WriterofWords]

1. Don't wear nail polish with glitter in it and open toed sandals.

2. Don't wear a toe ring that sparkles,,, and open toed sandals.

3. Don't wear sparkley jewelry and bend over near the chickens.

4. Don't wear a hair berret that sparkles near a rooster in a tree.

5. Don't wear sparkley rings and try and pat the chickens.

6. Warn your children's friends with the rhinestone facial piercings not to try and kiss a chicken on a dare.

7. If you are wearing #2 don't run!

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

LOL Dont set in the tractor seat without checkin for eggs first(that dang hen!)

Lock the chickens in the coop before firin up the grill.

And NEVER go outside with a sandwich... Whoever says chickens caint jump aint never seen mine!

 

[happyhen]

 

[WriterofWords]

Wanna guess how I came up with those this afternoon? LOL!!!

 

[mom'sfolly]

I know how you came up with that. Been there, done that. Let me add:

Don't pick up a chicken while wearing dangly red earrings

Don't walk in the chicken run with open blisters on your feet....while wearing heel-less shoes.

 

[WriterofWords]

mom'sfolly :

I know how you came up with that. Been there, done that. Let me add:

Don't pick up a chicken while wearing dangly red earrings

Don't walk in the chicken run with open blisters on your feet....while wearing heel-less shoes.

You are absolutely right! Don't wear a yellow happy face bandaid either.​

 

[Tuffoldhen]

I have one, been there, done this one too...don't wear your good clothes into the henhouse to open or close it....your sure to have your favorite hen wanting to be picked up and she will splort down your clothes

 

[WriterofWords]

French Fry rule:
Don't hold the FF up and tease the little chickie,,,, "you can't get the goodie!!"hehehehehhe because they WILL run up your leg causing you to drop said fry and they will happily run off with it.

 

[ams3651]

I have one....dont hold out a piece of watermelon in you hand for chickies to try.

 

[WriterofWords]

One for the 4th of July:
Don't light a fountain in the yard with the chickens,,, they think the little falling pieces are food. I never saw anything like it,, they all ran TOWARDS the fountain instead of away from it!