A good friend needs some help. Here's all he asks.

[BBQJOE]

Quote: Please help!

 

[Athaid]

No.

 

[BBQJOE]

No.

Well, see how you are?

 

[Athaid]

Well, see how you are?

But I do hate bacon.

 

[silkiecuddles]

Aren't unicorns extinct anyway? And what if I don't like bacon but am truly sarcastic?

 

[Athaid]

Silkie you're so silly. You know I have a pet Unicorn

 

[silkiecuddles]

The one you keep chained to your bedpost?

 

[Athaid]

Hey, I let him out to pee! You know I can't trust him on his own in the garden.

 

[silkiecuddles]

Oh yeah, I forgot you mentioning the garden thing. You don't want him ruining your prize pumpkins!

 

[BBQJOE]

Aren't unicorns extinct anyway? And what if I don't like bacon but am truly sarcastic?

Think about the pigs, puppies, and goats. Don't be going all selfish and such.