A good pun is it's own reword...

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*Laughs, chokes on spit, and falls over unconcious*

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*Throws some water in his face* You OK?
 
What's bad... since first hearing 10 some time back I've caught myself humming/singing that tune and using the punny words... tee hee...

If anyone's got a Scout at home and gets Boy Life magazine they have this section with all sorts of word plays... my favorite part of the whole thing. They are, of course, clean jokes so okay for any younger BYC eyes.

I'ma have to go dig one up... for while I do that I'll leave you with this punny note....

"Who put sand on my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.

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HA! I found FOUR BL Mags... woot.

They've got several 'types' of jokes...

Tom Swiftie:

"What's on my pancake?" Tom asked surreptitiously.

"I don't want to go to school," Tom said absentmindedly.

Daffynition:

Foreshadow - A dark figure that plays golf.

Caustrophobia - Fear of Santa

A Book Never Written:

"The Skyline" by Bill Ding

"Math" by Adam Up

"How to catch a fish" by Annette

"American Settlements: by Rowan Oak and James Towne

Warped Wiseman Wonders

If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?

General Ones...

What do priests and tailors have in common?

They are both men of the cloth.

Some real groaners in here... but I still smile.
 
Aren't those book ones great... here's some from January's issue...

"Always Watch Your Back" by Perry Noid

"Sailing Made Easy" by Gustav Wind

"Chinese Recipes" by Terry Aki

"From Peasant to Queen" by Mary A. Prince

"Summer School" by Nova Kayshon

"Field Guide To Knots" by Ty M. Uptight

"Old Fashioned Cars" by Stu D. Baker

"How To Swim" by I. M. Sinking

"Semi-Aquatic Animals" by Patty Puss

"Music in the Air" by Ray Dio

"A Place to Preach" by Paul Pitt
 

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