A take off of the "Have you ever _________?" game

[goosehead]

kinda...


HYE had 20 chickens that chased a dogs? It was so funny!

 

[little farmer]

nope.


HYE had your chickens chase a chipmunk? (The poor thing!!)

 

[goosehead]

nope

HYE had a chicken that would chase the blue jays?

 

[little farmer]

nope.


HYE had your chicken attack a lame bird?

 

[goosehead]

nope


HYE had a red sex-link that would kick the cats in the face?

 

[little farmer]

hahaha no.


HYE eaten beef tenderloin?

 

[goosehead]

no


HYE eaten a deer tenderloin rapped in bacon?

 

[little farmer]

oohhh, sounds yummy, but no.


HYE eaten scallops wrapped in bacon?

 

[goosehead]

no


HYE eaten chicken salad?

 

[little farmer]

blech. yes, but I hate salad.


HYE gotten battery acid on you?