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[Lovely Lettie]

*"GUAAAHHAGGGGHHHHH!!!" Evidently speedy couldn't scream, but she could yell. She didn't yell for very long though, because she soon realized that this high speed, gravity-induced trip wasn't going to end any time soon. So, she pulled out a bag of popcorn. But she didn't have a microwave, so she had to eat the kernels whole.
She fell for quite some time, but all of a sudden, an octopus dressed as a monk was falling next to her, arms upward and wiggling as they fell, face serene and bored.*

I'm so lost right now......you're an octopus?

 

[Bakbuk]

I'm so lost right now......you're an octopus?

(No, she's Speedy. DUH)

 

[SunriseChickers]

"Hola." He remarked rather absently as he gave a wave with one of his tentacles.

*"No hobble esperanza??" Speedy response cluelessly. She offered the octopus some corn kernels.*

 

[SunriseChickers]

I'm so lost right now......you're an octopus?

Speedy has met an octopus on her journey.

 

[Lovely Lettie]

(No, she's Speedy. DUH)

And speedy is an octopus?

 

[Lovely Lettie]

Speedy has met an octopus on her journey.

Ohhhhhhh, you live underwater?

 

[SunriseChickers]

Ohhhhhhh, you live underwater?

Nope, falling down a vertical shaft that's seemingly endless after failing to buy bowling pins from a frog fish man.

 

[Lovely Lettie]

Nope, falling down a vertical shaft that's seemingly endless after failing to buy bowling pins from a frog fish man.

OK that's it I'm officially lost

 

[Bakbuk]

*"No hobble esperanza??" Speedy response cluelessly. She offered the octopus some corn kernels.*

*"Senetat." He replied, assuming that sound she just made was a sneeze.

"Danke." He said, taking a kernel and bouncing it from one tentacle to another until it finally reached the eighth one, where it popped, not able to stand the tickling sensation any longer. The octopus calmly ate it.*

 

[SunriseChickers]

OK that's it I'm officially lost

Ah, it's not so surprising, the story left the railroad tracks ages ago.