All the Christian Homeschoolers!

[Bakbuk]

Ah, it's not so surprising, the story left the railroad tracks ages ago.

(Explanation: Nothing needs to, or in fact even should, make sense in a reality warp hole.)

 

[SunriseChickers]

*"Senetat." He replied, assuming that sound she just made was a sneeze.

"Danke." He said, taking a kernel and bouncing it from one tentacle to another until it finally reached the eighth one, where it popped, not able to stand the tickling sensation any longer. The octopus calmly ate it.*

*Speedy accepted this fate, and positioned herself so she was essentially lying flat on her back. She stared through her hair into the abyss above her. Then, all of a sudden, she landed on what felt like a cloud! The air was half knocked out of her, but she was alive, and no longer falling!
The octopus wasn't quite so lucky as to land on a soft cloud...*

 

[SunriseChickers]

(Explanation: Nothing needs to, or in fact even should, make sense in a reality warp hole.)

(Precisely)

 

[Bakbuk]

*Speedy accepted this fate, and positioned herself so she was essentially lying flat on her back. She stared through her hair into the abyss above her. Then, all of a sudden, she landed on what felt like a cloud! The air was half knocked out of her, but she was alive, and no longer falling!
The octopus wasn't quite so lucky as to land on a soft cloud...*

*So he kept falling to the miles of shaft below. "Bye." He said as he passed her cloud.*

 

[SunriseChickers]

*So he kept falling to the miles of shaft below. "Bye." He said as he passed her cloud.*

*Speedy waved bye, like this was a normal, every-day occurrence. The cloud began to float towards a light...*

 

[Bakbuk]

*Speedy waved bye, like this was a normal, every-day occurrence. The cloud began to float towards a light...*

*That light being a regular old lightbulb, except it was blue. More of a deep indigo I suppose, but anyway.
The light revealed to speedy's eyes one side of the shaft wall. She peered closer. Was that... a door? And to the right, another. And another.

In amazement she realized that the wall around the entire shaft was lined with thousands and thousands of doors. Each very different and unique in size, shape, material, and appearance.*

 

[SunriseChickers]

*That light being a regular old lightbulb, except it was blue. More of a deep indigo I suppose, but anyway.
The light revealed to speedy's eyes one side of the shaft wall. She peered closer. Was that... a door? And to the right, another. And another.

In amazement she realized that the wall around the entire shaft was lined with thousands and thousands of doors. Each very different and unique in size, shape, material, and appearance.*

*Speedy reached for the most normal, boring-looking door she could see. She opened it, and stepped into a welcoming wall of bright, white light.*

 

[Bakbuk]

*Speedy reached for the most normal, boring-looking door she could see. She opened it, and stepped into a welcoming wall of bright, white light.*

(Ooh I know what I want to do with this... )

 

[Bakbuk]

Honestly though @SunriseChickers, as far as we're going with this, don't you think we should make a separate thread just so this one doesn't get all clogged up with our goofiness?

 

[SunriseChickers]

Honestly though @SunriseChickers, as far as we're going with this, don't you think we should make a separate thread just so this one doesn't get all clogged up with our goofiness?

That's probably a very good idea.
If you don't have anything to do at the moment, you could move the story so far into a new thread. If not, I can do it later this evening.