All You MANLY MEN......un manly deeds

[Sir Birdaholic]

 

[Rozzie]

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Providing for her? What is this, 1950?

 

[thaiturkey]

I sometimes iron clothes too. Especially shirts and trousers - so that they are done the way I like. I spent too many years suited and booted for business so the occasional accidental crease is a sign of my freedom from the system.

 

[Mahonri]

I've already got the pot roast, potatoes and carrots ready to put in the oven tomorrow morning.

 

[joebryant]

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Haven't I taught you ANYTHING?
Never... I mean NEVER let your wife know that you can do ANYTHING! Do something ONE time, and it's your job for LIFE.
Get thee to a bookstore for a book on the fine art of CHAUVINISM. It's better to be a pig than a dishwasher.
I took out the trash ONE time, and since then, for years, all I hear is "take out the trash, take out the trash, ..."
You have a big enough responsibility holding down the couch; you don't want it to fly away do you?

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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Haven't I taught you ANYTHING?
Never... I mean NEVER let your wife know that you can do ANYTHING! Do something ONE time, and it's your job for LIFE.
Get thee to a bookstore for a book on the fine art of CHAUVINISM. It's better to be a pig than a dishwasher.
I took out the trash ONE time, and since then, for years, all I hear is "take out the trash, take out the trash, ..."
You have a big enough responsibility holding down the couch; you don't want it to fly away do you?

Where would we be with Joe to remind us.

 

[Camelot Farms]

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It is if the kids dont immediately remove the smoke detector from the kitchen when you (the man) go anywhere near the stove, toaster or toaster oven and they watch closely when you use the microwave....

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I hear ya joe. One time I complained about mis-matched socks. OOPS. I had to dig through my sock drawer & find matches for a month!

 

[wolftracks]

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Depends. You gonna wear your flowery apron?

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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Haven't I taught you ANYTHING?
Never... I mean NEVER let your wife know that you can do ANYTHING! Do something ONE time, and it's your job for LIFE.
Get thee to a bookstore for a book on the fine art of CHAUVINISM. It's better to be a pig than a dishwasher.
I took out the trash ONE time, and since then, for years, all I hear is "take out the trash, take out the trash, ..."
You have a big enough responsibility holding down the couch; you don't want it to fly away do you?

I asked to mow the yard all the time till I was 12. When I was 12 it then became my job and my mom wanted it weed eated too. I now hate mowing lawns.