Alternative Christmas Song Lyrics

[Moxiechick]

In the spirit of fun, this thread is for all those Christmas song "variations". Let's see how many are out there!

"Sam and Roz are Coming to Town"
Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to Town"

You'd better give up
On Christmas this year
You haven't a chance
With relatives here
Sam and Roz are coming to town

They're bringing their kids
To add to your fun
They're staying ten days
You thought it was one
Sam and Roz are coming to town

They'll monopolize your bathroom
They'll destroy your solitude
They will eat you out of house and home
Then complain about the food

There's only one way
To save your Noel
You give `em your house
You take a hotel
Sam and Roz are coming to town

 

[Moxiechick]

"Out There On The Sidewalk"
(To the tune of "Away In A Manger"):

Out there on the sidewalk a Santa Claus stands,
Beside a fake chimney, a bell in his hands;
A second one's smoking a smelly cigar;
A third one is picking his teeth in a bar;

A fourth Santa's trying to pick up a blonde;
A fifth one is drunk in the gutter beyond;
A sixth one is part of a window display;
The seventh and eighth ones appear to be gay;

They're fat and they're skinny, They're short and they're tall;
And none of them look like the real one at all;
With so many Santas it's tough to keep score --
Small wonder that kids don't believe any-more.