Thank you everyone for your opinions.
Yeah, when I first heard of chicken diapers, I thought it was hilarious! But then again, I know people that diaper parrots and sick/old dogs, so eventually it didn't seem so strange. Most of them are designed so that there is actually a "collection cup" for the poo so it doesn't get smushed against their little bums like a baby's diaper, these cups are even big enough for them to lay an egg in if that situation came up.
The place will be a rental, but I have already gotten permission to have caged birds as long as they don't make lots of noise during "quiet hours" which is between 10pm and 6am. Honestly I think the people that are strongly against it are being a little silly, I hope you all aren't imagining me with a flock of Jersey Giants perched on every surface of my living room!
I am talking about 3 Bantam hens, at the MOST! Like with ALL indoor pets, you have to clean up after them, when I had cats I would often clean out their litterboxes twice a day, so it doesn't seem unreasonable to have to clean out a coop daily and maybe vacuumn around it.
I knew I would get a lot of mixed opinions, though, so I'm trying to be gracious with everyone.
I don't have drapes, I have vertical blinds. I also have faux-leather furniture, and glass tables, so easy to clean in case of accidents.
cameldairy, I don't think your story has much to do with my situation, but...thanks?
Mattemma, you wouldn't happen have to a link to that blog, do you?
Earthdance, I will be on the second floor and will have a small patio, thank you for that idea!