The reason for killing my friends, and peeling (monkey style) all the bananas is quite... interesting.
The dog chewed the water part of a plastic chick waterer. I need the mayonnaise jar to use outside for the next week since glass will break when it freezes. After that, it won’t be freezing out.
To use up the mayonnaise, I need sweetened condensed milk. Which I had to make. Which takes FOREVER!!!!! So I was stuck in the kitchen for an hour, so I can use a plastic jar for 5-6 nights.
If anyone has an idea of how I could have avoided this, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!!! I will send poison control after you, and she will make it look natural!!