Any ideas for recovering energy after spell with bad heart?

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Well, woke up this morning to a new load of firewood in the yard. I'm still scratching my head and trying to figure out who the firewood fairy might be?
Sold several chickens yesterday and have more coming to look today.
Had a nice phone conversation with my buddy Cindiloo yesterday.
Wife's gone to pick up hay, finally found some made from grass instead of spun gold.
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on the other hand she ain't happy about hauling it in the back of her Durango.
Got a good night's sleep, so feel much better this morning.


and best of all? It ain't raining, snowing, sleeting or any of that other mess. Looks like the ground might acually dry out about mid summer.
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Anyway.... Mornin' Everybody!
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Mornin' MFB- Good on the firewood. Hope you're not the one stacking it.
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Isn't it amazing what a good nights sleep can do for us!
 
Rectoscope? Sirbird, have you no mercy? Now you have M'farmboy all worried about next Wednesday. Truly bad Irish impersonation. I can only imagine what the Scottish version would be like.
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You guys just don't realize how country I really am.

A few years ago I had a toothache that was killing me. The whole side of my jaw was swelled up and I was in tears it hurt so bad. It was a sunday afternoon, so no way to see a dentist until Monday. My best friend talked me into going to the emergency room at our local little podunk hospital about 20 miles away. I sat there in that little room until the doctor came in and seen me (Some kid I'm fairly sure wasn't old enough to drink without a fake ID) then waited on a nurse to come give me something for pain.
After a while this HUGE nurse comes in, bigger than any man I've ever seen... but I'm sure it was a woman. Well, pretty sure... Looked like Broomhilda on that one cartoon. Anyway, I'm setting there dying with pain, tears running down my face, and she pulls out a needle that I swear looked four foot long and as big around as a walking cane. (Well, might not have been quite that big, but I don't like needles) She growls "Show me your cheek", so I painfully turn my head so the side that is hurting is facing her and sorta push my head out as far as I can. She gives me a dirty look and said "The other cheek".
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So I turn my head, do the same thing on the other side... I closed my eyes, thought as long as that darn needle was maybe she was going to just go all the way through my jaw or something. After a second I heard her make a rude noise and she said 'Not that cheek, DROP YOUR DRAWERS BOY!".
I jumped up, my eyes bugged out and I said lady, there's some kinda mistake here! I've got a TOOTHACHE!, the feller with the sore a** must be in the next room!
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She gave me a shot anyway, kicking, screaming and fighting her all the way. (I lost that fight, like I said, she was a biggun!)


I will admit after a few minutes I couldn't feel my tooth anymore.. or my arms.. or my legs... or my toes...

My friend and my wife still give me heck about that. They said I was quite intertaining the rest of the day. I might have been... don't really remember the rest of the day.


I just hope the feller in the other room with a sore butt didn't get all his teeth pulled.
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