Anybody have any anti yahoo spray?

[Steve_of_sandspoultry]

delete

 

[babymakes6]

Sorry, cain't hep ya thar! I's skeered of anything but them thar reg'lar turkeys!

 

[Spookwriter]

Work it...

Come on, work it out...

Just go with it. Give a spiel about the incredible amount of trouble
you had importing these eggs from England, about how they were
eggs from the Queen's personal flock, the most royal of turkeys.

Do not forget to raise the price on them.

True royal turkeys are hard to come by...

 

[mrsengeseth]

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I spit my coffee on that one. Hee heee

 

[ARose4Heaven]

And don't furgit that any thang whats royal is perple or bloo! Them thar's gotta be the bloo blood variety! Makes em so much more valuable, don't cha know?

 

[ARose4Heaven]

Here ya ar. This here is what me DH the Computer god uses on all thos pesky thangs that git in yer way.

 

[chickensducks&agoose]

Bear Spray might work..

 

[hennyannie]

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He has a point here, what with the wedding still on the mind and all..............

 

[Spookwriter]

It is all in how you market your product.

Being it's North Carolina, selling Royal Turkeys should be fairly
easy, at an inflated price even.

Just be ready with your knowledge of the rare royal bird of England.

For instance....

Did you know that there has been a royal flock since the reign of King Henry the 8th?

Every pillow in the Palace is handstuffed with turkey feathers?

The Queen made a gift of their own royal flock to the new couple, Kate & the prince?

The biggest turkey is always known as Prince Charles?

Only the henettes (english hens) are served at formal dinners, because the meat has
a better flavor.


See? Just be ready with your facts, no one would dare question your knowledge.


Who else here has more "knowledgeable facts" about Steve's Royal Turkeys?

 

[hennyannie]

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I spit my coffee on that one. Hee heee

We can forget drinking anything when spook gets going!!!! Maybe Steve should tell them he went to wedding and has pics of the parent stock in Hyde park.