Lol... yep, that's me, too! We were just talking about all my accidents on NYE's eve, actually.
-Sprained my wrist when I was in Girl Scouts years ago playing some game.
-Managed to fall UP the steps on a regular basis in Jr. High.
-Dropped a 3' brush hog on my foot while disconnecting it from the 3 point and almost broke my foot.
-Wasn't too careful when jacking up a truck in order to put a new gas tank in it (WARNING to everyone else - ALWAYS use jack stands if you're going to be underneath a vehicle - jacks can fail) and had it come down on me, trapping my hand between the gas tank and the frame.
-After spending all day in the hayfield, I fell asleep driving my truck home following my dad. I hit the mower that he had hooked up to the tractor and bent the tongue of it and messed up my bumper.
-When responding to a fire call on a cold night, while running from my car to the station I slipped on some ice and fell hard, ripping a big hole in the knee of my jeans. It wasn't until later while we were out on the call that I realized I had blood running down my leg. That one took a little while to heal.
-Just last week I managed to break the coop (not the first time) AND get DH's truck buried in mud all in the same night!
There have been others, but those were a few that came to mind.
Maybe all that will make you feel better, Solsken Farm! I hope your ankle heals quickly!