Three days ago I sliced my finger chopping onions. Two days ago I slammed my head on the truck of the mini van when I stood up, forgetting the trunk was there. Yesterday I poked my eye and scratched my face walking "under" our crababpple tree. Today, I jumped down from a stack of hay, and landed on a kid toy and clearly have sprained my ankle. I was able to get my boot off before the ankle blew up like a balloon. I thought I was going to have to crawl in from the barn. But made it in somehow. This is par for the course for me. What a klutz. Ouch. Nothing can happen now, I am stuck in the chair next to the fire.
LOL I run cross country and we were jogging the other day with snow on the ground, I always seem to trip over every little detail in the ground.
OMG YES!!!!!! I trip over my own feet ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! I could have wont FHV a few times if we only caught it on video
it's what i live for. my friends called me Calamity in high school. here i am 37 and seems instead of growing out of it, i've just perfected it.
I sliced my hand open trying to open a jar of applesauce, and got my finger stuck in a hole in a door for 3 hours, I also fractured my foot between my pinkie and ring toe walking out of the bathroom. I have also managed to break half of our dish set over the last year.
I fell down the back steps a couple days ago while bringing the chickens water in the morning. It was about 5 F outside and my pants froze stiff before I got up and made it back into the house to get more water.
Lol... yep, that's me, too! We were just talking about all my accidents on NYE's eve, actually. -Sprained my wrist when I was in Girl Scouts years ago playing some game. -Managed to fall UP the steps on a regular basis in Jr. High. -Dropped a 3' brush hog on my foot while disconnecting it from the 3 point and almost broke my foot. -Wasn't too careful when jacking up a truck in order to put a new gas tank in it (WARNING to everyone else - ALWAYS use jack stands if you're going to be underneath a vehicle - jacks can fail) and had it come down on me, trapping my hand between the gas tank and the frame. -After spending all day in the hayfield, I fell asleep driving my truck home following my dad. I hit the mower that he had hooked up to the tractor and bent the tongue of it and messed up my bumper. -When responding to a fire call on a cold night, while running from my car to the station I slipped on some ice and fell hard, ripping a big hole in the knee of my jeans. It wasn't until later while we were out on the call that I realized I had blood running down my leg. That one took a little while to heal. -Just last week I managed to break the coop (not the first time) AND get DH's truck buried in mud all in the same night! There have been others, but those were a few that came to mind. Maybe all that will make you feel better, Solsken Farm! I hope your ankle heals quickly!
Guys I am sorry I have to apologise to each and every one of you.....BUT, I HAVE BEEN ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AND THE TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY FACE!!!! BOY oh boy.....the antics......priceless.......but I am sorry for your accidents......
