Does it help you when i tell you that my DH on a first name basis in the hospital? stepped on a snake, got stung by hornets , got shot across the foot, weight fell on his foot .....
Anyone else a klutz like me?
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Yeah, you sound REALLY sorry! You are just waiting for more stories like these!
We have a friend on the police force that is always joking about the domestic abuse at our house. (No DA here, just my own clumsiness) Just after he and his wife left, I was walking through the house in the dark like usual and forgot that the bedroom door was closed. I ran right into it and nearly broke my nose.
Yeah, you sound REALLY sorry! You are just waiting for more stories like these!
We have a friend on the police force that is always joking about the domestic abuse at our house. (No DA here, just my own clumsiness) Just after he and his wife left, I was walking through the house in the dark like usual and forgot that the bedroom door was closed. I ran right into it and nearly broke my nose.
I got beat up by my treadmill.
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I am very sorry, but I have to admit that I am nearly in tears on this one. My husband wants to know if they put warnings on the wii?!
I am very sorry, but I have to admit that I am nearly in tears on this one. My husband wants to know if they put warnings on the wii?!
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I am very sorry, but I have to admit that I am nearly in tears on this one. My husband wants to know if they put warnings on the wii?!
I guess I should have read the safety instructions first. lol
I am very sorry, but I have to admit that I am nearly in tears on this one. My husband wants to know if they put warnings on the wii?!
I guess I should have read the safety instructions first. lol
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Yeah, you sound REALLY sorry! You are just waiting for more stories like these!
We have a friend on the police force that is always joking about the domestic abuse at our house. (No DA here, just my own clumsiness) Just after he and his wife left, I was walking through the house in the dark like usual and forgot that the bedroom door was closed. I ran right into it and nearly broke my nose.
yep you got me laughing again!
Yeah, you sound REALLY sorry! You are just waiting for more stories like these!
We have a friend on the police force that is always joking about the domestic abuse at our house. (No DA here, just my own clumsiness) Just after he and his wife left, I was walking through the house in the dark like usual and forgot that the bedroom door was closed. I ran right into it and nearly broke my nose.
The other week...just steps from my back door...coming back from the coop with a shovel in one hand and 2 buckets, one filled with eggs, in the other hand....
...a SNOW MONSTER grabbed my ankle on the mound of snow i had to traverse to get to my door and I fell face first on the kind of cleared path right in front of the door, but mostly ice with a fresh coat of snow...got a mouth full of snow, I dropped the shovel to catch my fall....spraining my right wrist...twisting my neck in the fall....the shovel pummeled me in the back of the head once i landed...and my ankle was twisted...my eggs broke and both my shepard mixes were VERY excited with mommy down on thier level and about sat on me and tried eating the smashed eggs.
when i pulled myself up...snow was caked on my sweats and inside my shirt collar and on my face.
when i got inside my 2 little girls were oblivious watching Christmas cartoons...
at least i didn't knock myself out and as the hour grew on I felt as if I had been hit by a mac truck.
me,
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...a SNOW MONSTER grabbed my ankle on the mound of snow i had to traverse to get to my door and I fell face first on the kind of cleared path right in front of the door, but mostly ice with a fresh coat of snow...got a mouth full of snow, I dropped the shovel to catch my fall....spraining my right wrist...twisting my neck in the fall....the shovel pummeled me in the back of the head once i landed...and my ankle was twisted...my eggs broke and both my shepard mixes were VERY excited with mommy down on thier level and about sat on me and tried eating the smashed eggs.
when i pulled myself up...snow was caked on my sweats and inside my shirt collar and on my face.
when i got inside my 2 little girls were oblivious watching Christmas cartoons...
at least i didn't knock myself out and as the hour grew on I felt as if I had been hit by a mac truck.
me,
g
Ahhhh Maple
.......................but am still ROFL.....
Sorry can't help myself.....HAHAHAHAHAHA......
Oh boy am picturing it and tears tripping me.......ROFL
Sorry can't help myself.....HAHAHAHAHAHA......
Oh boy am picturing it and tears tripping me.......ROFL
This thread is better than telly for you, isn't it, EC?!!!
I was weed eating in the yard once and a HUGE lizzard ran across my foot, thought it was a snake-tried to kill it......off to the hospital....
Went to a coal mine to swim...did a back flip off the cliff...*whack* (stars)....off to the hospital.
Leaned on a table saw to admire my high quality cut...ZING!...Off to the hospital.
On a show boarding trip last year, forgot tooth brush, walk the 3/4 mile to the 7-11 to get a new one in a snow storm, ...backflip insert right toe in left ear....off to the hospital. (I never even got to the ski lift!)
For got to block the wheels of my VW bug while adjusting the valves(lying behind the rear wheels)...off to the hospital.
Reached in a rabbit box (box trap) to grab what I THOUGHT was a rabbit...(it was NOT a rabbit)...Off to the hospital.
knocked my $300.00 chef knif off the counter...caught it before it hit the floor....off to the hospital (TIP: if you drop a knife, let it fall)
Nitrogen Narcosys while diving at 96 feet...You get the idea...
The list goes on and on...but at least I've never had an accident while flying.
Went to a coal mine to swim...did a back flip off the cliff...*whack* (stars)....off to the hospital.
Leaned on a table saw to admire my high quality cut...ZING!...Off to the hospital.
On a show boarding trip last year, forgot tooth brush, walk the 3/4 mile to the 7-11 to get a new one in a snow storm, ...backflip insert right toe in left ear....off to the hospital. (I never even got to the ski lift!)
For got to block the wheels of my VW bug while adjusting the valves(lying behind the rear wheels)...off to the hospital.
Reached in a rabbit box (box trap) to grab what I THOUGHT was a rabbit...(it was NOT a rabbit)...Off to the hospital.
knocked my $300.00 chef knif off the counter...caught it before it hit the floor....off to the hospital (TIP: if you drop a knife, let it fall)
Nitrogen Narcosys while diving at 96 feet...You get the idea...
The list goes on and on...but at least I've never had an accident while flying.
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