I do have one perk to the whole egg thing. I know what Gurtrude sounds like when she is actually laying her egg, so I've gotten really good at catching eggs. Basically, she will lay them in my hand. They don't get any fresher than that.
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Gurtrude, with Lizbeth in the background, free ranging in kitchen and waiting for goodies. They already had their crickets and jumbo meal worms, and are waiting to see what else they're gonna get. When they decide they're done roaming, they come over and hop up on me for some attention. I trim their nails and file their beaks, and make sure they have plenty of opportunities to do chicken stuff. I even make sure they get dandelions, walking around the yard looking for the best leaves, and plan to have a dandelion garden for them next year.
Craziest thing is that my husband has no issues with them living in the house, and treats their free range time in the kitchen as if they were a couple of family dogs hanging out waiting for us to give them food. He doesn't even complain about the poop that splats on the floor

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