Are Cheetos organic?

[featherhead007]

I was just out feeding the chickens and, as usual, being a little contemplative. I thought to myself, "I have always wanted to break a world's record". But, I am getting too old to really think about individual records so I thought about how I could maybe get with family and do a group record. and since I was in the chicken coop, I thought about who else in the family keeps chickens. My brother and my daughter came to mind. Now my brother is 6'4'' and not exactly slender anymore and my future son-in-law is over 6' and not slender either. I am the shortest at only 6' but probably the most not slender (by about 100 pounds!). So, where am I going with this? I think the 3 of us could possibly be--------WAIT FOR IIIIIT----- the worlds biggest 3 piece chicken tenders!

Any body think the can take the record from us? BTW I am not going to speculate on the role Cheetos played in helping us potentially set this record, unless the Frito Lays people pay for the endorsement, but you can bet they did!

Not sure "World records" would accept your proposal, but, hey it's worth a try.

 

[iwltfum]

I keep finding posts that I write in response to other responses to this thread, but I forget to hit the "post reply" button I am afraid that the long delays might could be making them less relevant. Senility does have its advantages though, I meet so many new people! Any way, I just got back from a road trip to Texas I took a car to my youngest son (long story) and rode a greyhound back. The person I had gathering eggs while I was gone told me how many there were and I was encouraged that maybe another hen was laying since here were 2 more eggs than I expected over the 4 days I was gone. so I went out this morning to check on the birds and I could not find the 2 dummy eggs I put in the laying boxes. They were in the egg basket in the house and that explains why I had 2 more than expected. So what is the point? there isn't one just that the people on here might actually think this is a funny story for a Sunday morning.

Hahaha I thought I was the only person this happens to...EVERY TIME someone watches the chickens. I even usually tell them about the fake eggs. I don't travel very often, but when I do, I find the fake eggs have been collected. It's hilarious. I even hade someone water fake plants one time thinking they were real.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Hahaha I thought I was the only person this happens to...EVERY TIME someone watches the chickens. I even usually tell them about the fake eggs. I don't travel very often, but when I do, I find the fake eggs have been collected. It's hilarious. I even hade someone water fake plants one time thinking they were real.

They were very thorough!

 

[Eddie the Yeti]

Hahaha I thought I was the only person this happens to...EVERY TIME someone watches the chickens. I even usually tell them about the fake eggs. I don't travel very often, but when I do, I find the fake eggs have been collected. It's hilarious. I even hade someone water fake plants one time thinking they were real.

I guess as long as you don't find hay left for the mounted deer head on the wall all can be forgiven. I would rather have the guy who collects the dummy eggs and waters the fake plants than the one who forgets or just doesn't do it at all.

 

[Darlene28073]

I needed this laugh this morning! Thank you for sharing this. I'm going to say that she is just used to store bought high production eggs. Even the organic store eggs are high production & not as good as farm fresh eggs. I didn't read ALL the replies but some of these replies are just as funny! OhZark Biddies, you about made me spit out my coffee!

 

[SkiboJeff]

My sister's boys are 7th generation dairy farmers on the original farmstead. The road is named after the family. The main room of the original house and the dry-cow barn are over 200 years old (with huge hand-hewn beams ... VERY cool!)

Crop farmers may be doing well over the past couple of decades, but not the small dairyman. Have you seen the price of milk, lately? Family farmers can't make a living selling milk, anymore. But ... it's in my BIL's blood and he's passed that love on to his boys. They run about 400 head, down from 600 a few years ago (see "price of milk" for reasons!) They probably milk about 200+. The rest are all replacement heifers of various ages and a dozen or so steers.

In an effort to expand beyond the unstable (and dubiously profitable) milk industry, they're now making and selling their own cheese under the name Chesapeake Gold Farms.
https://www.chesapeakegoldfarms.com/
That pretty lady on the main page is Beauty ... if you scratch her topknot, she'll follow you around the field like a big puppy! I know I'm shamelessly marketing, but it really is good stuff - and now they're making dog treats, too ... and they ship!

I just ordered some cheese. Thanks for the tip.

 

[iwltfum]

A neighbor texted my wife the other day about how her "dummy eggs" kept disappearing and her hens hadn't started laying yet, but she was expecting them to start any day. She thought the hens were somehow stealing and hiding the dummy eggs as well as any potential eggs they had laid. My wife told her that would be a bit strange and that she should place the ceramic eggs or golf balls into the nest boxes, yada yada - making sure she did everything right. My neighbor replied: "Oh so I shouldn't just be hard boiling eggs to put in their nest boxes?" Of course they were eating the hard boiled "dummy eggs" as soon as she was putting them in there. I'm not sure if she was peeling them.

 

[CHlCKEN]

I was just out feeding the chickens and, as usual, being a little contemplative. I thought to myself, "I have always wanted to break a world's record". But, I am getting too old to really think about individual records so I thought about how I could maybe get with family and do a group record. and since I was in the chicken coop, I thought about who else in the family keeps chickens. My brother and my daughter came to mind. Now my brother is 6'4'' and not exactly slender anymore and my future son-in-law is over 6' and not slender either. I am the shortest at only 6' but probably the most not slender (by about 100 pounds!). So, where am I going with this? I think the 3 of us could possibly be--------WAIT FOR IIIIIT----- the worlds biggest 3 piece chicken tenders!

Any body think the can take the record from us? BTW I am not going to speculate on the role Cheetos played in helping us potentially set this record, unless the Frito Lays people pay for the endorsement, but you can bet they did!

Step one:

convince them to do it with you

 

[ackie]

I have to say, EVERY time i see this on the main forum page as the most recent thread, the title makes me giggle.

 

[007Sean]

I was just out feeding the chickens and, as usual, being a little contemplative. I thought to myself, "I have always wanted to break a world's record". But, I am getting too old to really think about individual records so I thought about how I could maybe get with family and do a group record. and since I was in the chicken coop, I thought about who else in the family keeps chickens. My brother and my daughter came to mind. Now my brother is 6'4'' and not exactly slender anymore and my future son-in-law is over 6' and not slender either. I am the shortest at only 6' but probably the most not slender (by about 100 pounds!). So, where am I going with this? I think the 3 of us could possibly be--------WAIT FOR IIIIIT----- the worlds biggest 3 piece chicken tenders!

Any body think the can take the record from us? BTW I am not going to speculate on the role Cheetos played in helping us potentially set this record, unless the Frito Lays people pay for the endorsement, but you can bet they did!

Here's your odds!