I'm seriously thinking about getting one of those body suits. They are hilarious. Imagining wearing it with all my lumps, rolls, and not so pleasant stuff completely visible is a bit horrifying, but walking downtown during lunchtime and the stares, all while being incognito, PRICELESS. Then I could pad around the house in the suit, and freak out my dogs. And chickens. And husband. And probably kid. I dunno. $15 and loss of dignity is a small price to pay for massive amusement. Like, I could wear the suit and sit around reading my Kindle, like it was totally normal. Making dinner in the suit. Oh, oh, going for a run in the suit. Uh, that might be a bit much.
What the heck is the actual purpose of the suits? Halloween costume?
Girl, you are hilarious
