I'm seriously thinking about getting one of those body suits. They are hilarious. Imagining wearing it with all my lumps, rolls, and not so pleasant stuff completely visible is a bit horrifying, but walking downtown during lunchtime and the stares, all while being incognito, PRICELESS. Then I could pad around the house in the suit, and freak out my dogs. And chickens. And husband. And probably kid. I dunno. $15 and loss of dignity is a small price to pay for massive amusement. Like, I could wear the suit and sit around reading my Kindle, like it was totally normal. Making dinner in the suit. Oh, oh, going for a run in the suit. Uh, that might be a bit much.
What the heck is the actual purpose of the suits? Halloween costume?
Girl, you are hilarious

I recount this sad tale because only a few days before we had purchased a 50 pound bag of Arizona Feeds Country Store's brand of layer crumbles. I have more than half the bag left and no plans to purchase more chickens until we build a chicken fortress instead of a chicken run. That will not be for some time. I would hate to see all the feed go to waste and was wondering if anyone in the Tucson area would have any use for it, or know of anyone that might welcome some free feed. You can PM if you like and thank you in advance.
we should both get one, and have fun....... It would be telling people.... Get over it, perfection is freakish, reality in lumpy. And the best part is no one will know who we are.... Yes it is horrifying... Why not have fun, do something crazy.
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