OMG! Chickens! THAT CLOSE!
Both my sister and nephew have told me NO ONE let's chickens on their porches.... NEVER - NEVER in the house....... Never close enough to sneak in.
That is why I can not fix food at my house and bring it to mom's. All of my food is thrown out because it is contaminated by proximity to chickens!
All you chicken keepers that do not existand are still alive to tell the tail.
{yes! she dose not know anyone with chickens other then me..... Or she just doesn't know she knows any one....... Don't ask ~ Don't know}
I love your family stories! Our girls are always running around our porch leaving little "presents". They like to lay just outside our sliding glass back door and sometimes peck the glass. We often times have to shoo them out of the way in order to walk into the backyard. Your family would freak out at our house. We also hosted Thanksgiving. Everyone is still alive. Keep your great attitude!