Your laugh for the day...
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and Saint Peter asked him "Have you ever done anything of particular merit during your stay on earth?"
'Well, not rightly, but I can think of one thing that might be something like that.....' the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I pushed my way to the center of their gang and then yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Ohhh.... 'couple of minutes ago."
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and Saint Peter asked him "Have you ever done anything of particular merit during your stay on earth?"
'Well, not rightly, but I can think of one thing that might be something like that.....' the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I pushed my way to the center of their gang and then yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Ohhh.... 'couple of minutes ago."