this is absolutely hilarious. exactly the kind of hamster wheel i have in my head, always thinking of the worst case scenario!.Pastrymama, My sister warns toe rings.... I'm afraid of something falling on my toe and the ring becoming crimped. Then the crimped ring cuts off the blood to the toe, I get gangrene, then my foot will be amputated. Then I will have to get a wooden foot, which will develop wood rot. Then I will fall down and break my noise............ Of course my nose will bleed, I will not be able to stop it, and I bleed to death. All because of a toe ring.